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Hi I've had this blog since I was 12 and now I'm 26 so I don't know what to do with it I'm over at @lemotheestallion now bye

[frogitivity]

I think we should let kids swear just a little bit

[frogitivity]

Hearing a 6 year old yell “fucking seabass” at his Nintendo switch is an experience I think everyone should have

[boguncle]

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

[drbrianbae-deactivated20150616]

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

[dovahliim]

holy hell how long has it been since i’ve last logged into this hell site

[dovahliim]

my god it’s been almost a whole year maybe it’s time to revamp my blog idk

[dovahliim]

holy hell how long has it been since i’ve last logged into this hell site

[spnyuri]

tbh life’s too short to be embarrassed by little things ??? wear that outfit ur mom said was ugly & laugh ur natural too loud laugh & talk to intimidating people u find interesting !!! join cringy clubs & read books everyone hates & wear too much eyeliner !!! if shit doesn’t work out who cares !!! people who are worth being around will stick by u anyway !!!

[theocseason4]

KING MOVES

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[ruinedchildhood]

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[fuks]

[legalizevore]

my dad guillermo laying it out

[terror-billie]

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

[martunamajor]

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

what level of woke

[priestessamy]

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Insensitive Care Unit (based on this tweet)

[janetbrown711]

This low-key looks like loss…

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

who is loss

[defunctspace-deactivated2023090]

I know you did this on purpose.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Did what??

[the-green-anon]

I II II L

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Thanks! I think my comic is “ILL” too! 😊

[rapidslash]

[meanplastic]

[pewdiepieburglar]

My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food

[explainervideo]

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

[voidbat]

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

[moonlightandmarble]

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

[sharkpilot]

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

[cyanhyena]

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[thecybersmith]

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…