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[krisrix]

Day 22: Fandom Crossover

Sailor Moon was my first love, and this ship was my first, too 🖤 It even had some of that good, good “enemies to lovers” trope.

The original:

[bisexual-claremont-diaz]

OH MY GOSH IT'S HAPPENING

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[jampai]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

[pitch-perfect-carryon]

Baz: “I think I might kiss him”

Simon:

[sapphicambitions]

I’d tie our hearts together, chamber by chamber.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

@corvidscorpse said: People who aren’t morosexual just don’t understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass

DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesn’t even question people moving into his house without asking and he has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything he’s actually supposed to do. 

every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity 

[wind-to-your-sails]

Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them

[synebluetoo]

DWJ, professor’s wife, academic’s daughter, Responsible Eldest Sister who only craves stability and mental acumen: okay so an ABD post doc who hogs the bathroom and lives in filth and is generally five leagues away from recognizing his emotions

Us, disaster bag monsterfuckers: HOT

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I didn’t know DWJ’s background and I have to thank you, this explains everything

[incorrecthanniballecterquotes]

Will: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. People are just not hungry.

Hannibal(under his breath): I‘m fucking starving.

[anthonyjstark]

Jack: Funny how take out can mean food, dating or murder

Hannibal: If you’re feeling brave it can be all of them at once

Will: *nervous laughter* What

[incorrecthannigramquotes]

Will: We all like a bad boy, don’t we?

Alana: Yeah, but not a fucking serial killer, Will.

[disastercannibal]

Time traveler: What are you watching?

Me: Hannibal

Time traveler: Oh, season 4?

Me:

[doveunder-the-starrynight]

@sarahocha pls

[oldwitchsleep]

Jack : Welcome to the ‘fuck Hannibal’ support group, where we gather to say a collective ‘fuck you’ to that pathetic excuse of a man.

Jack : But first, a few words from our newest member.

Will, sweating : So, I may have misunderstood-

[reimidy]

Ｂｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄ

x

[sistertaxon]

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Katara: I've done as much as I can for the lightning wound, but it's gonna leave a scar, sorry Zuko

Zuko: eh, what's another scar from a family member amirite lmao

Sokka: ...what?

Zuko: the scar on my eye? did I never tell you guys my father did that?

[Later in Ozai's cell]

[homoaquaticus]

@rainbow rowell you should revive the mage in wayward son, killing him was fun and good the first time but i think we can do better, it involves baz and penny discovering the truth about him being simon’s father and proceeding to use their bare hands to tear him apart

[truefangirlheart]

Henry: *breathes*

Alex:

[doveunder-the-starrynight]

Reporter: How is it being friends with Prince Henry?

Alex: Good, he keeps me on my knees

Alex: I MEAN TOES