Collywoddles

I like trains.

[jaubaius]

Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline

[bunnyfood]

Adorable!

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[synth-mage]

Best use of marketing at my school

[cat-memes-only]

[mesutopies-deactivated20181121]

[cuteys]

[sosuperawesome]

Jess Franks on Instagram

[summoneryuna]

final fantasy meme: favorite weapon [½]

↳ Yuna’s Signature Staff (Final Fantasy X) 

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[twerklina]

[su-aesthetic]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[sovietnam]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is as pure as it gets. (via Filth800)

[teathattast]