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[broadwayreprise]

Hamilton grinding in celebration after he has earned Eliza’s hand in marriage. 

[champagnepadre]

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

[assflat]

when they let the white boy hop on the track

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Producer: “Todd, it’s all you in the booth.”

Todd: [rapping] “Fuck my mom, and fuck my dad, and I swear to God they can both fucking die. I got a bitch mom and a whore dad and I swear to God I’ll make them fucking cry. I got a big gun in my backpack when I unzip I bet you niggas runnin’. I eat beats, and I do this really. And I’d kill my cat just for fucking fun.”

[wooyoun-g]

[warskeleton]

HE SUCC

[robertkidlee]

[tinderofficial]

these look fine to me

[melonboyy]

[vanjalen]

this is so innocent?? so pure and full of heart

[supahighposts]

[micdotcom]

Watch: How toxic masculinity follows men from birth to death.

[hipster-seahorse]

if someone claims to be feminist but doesn’t support this, then they aren’t a feminist

[diamondivities]

IMPORTANT!!!

[ssweet-dispositionn]

^^truth.

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[leightonmurray-deactivated20230]

@Lin_Manuel: AND YES I ACCIDENTALLY BURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE GAVROCHE DIED BEFORE MY SOLO. IT SNUCK UP ON ME.

[linmanuel]

My brain always reads  #Lmmedit as “LMM’ed it.”

As in, “Cleanup on aisle 3. This dude LMM’ed it again.”

Carry on.

[bahahahamilton]

Dear Lin-Manuel Miranda, you are my emergency contact

My name is Kendi and I just wanted to tell you that at my acting classes on my literal paperwork, you are my emergency contact. Under “relation to student” you were listed as “The Real MVP/Hero/Uncle” even though only two out of three of those are true. The only contact information I have for you is your Twitter and the address for the Richard Rodgers Theatre. So if I’m ever hurt at my acting classes, you will be tweeted about it. Just thought I’d let ya know.

Thank you for you hamiltime,

~Kendi K.

@linmanuel

[linmanuel]

Oh dear. Be careful with trustfalls.

[lemonyandbeatrice]

What’s your name, man?

[linmanuel]

Write like you’re running out of time.

[angryfirefly]

Anthony posted the Grammy picture where Lin was holding his hip on Instagram and tagged it as #Linholdmeuplikesimbaplease so I made a thing

[linmanuel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bahahahamilton]

I took you advice @linmanuel and memorized every word of “Alright” by Kendrick for our Valentines dance and lemme just say, it absolutely worked.

[linmanuel]

I am so glad. And what a great song to choose. You gon’ be alRIGHT

[solong-farewell]

@linmanuel i am constantly unable to decide whether to call you my dad or my son. do you have a preference?? please let me know as soon as possible, it’s extremely important to me

[linmanuel]

Neither please. Thanks for asking.

[aeternem-blog]

Fun game

Replace all the words “sir” and “son” in Hamilton with “bitch”

[ask-williamstephen-deactivated2]

“CALL ME BITCH ONE MORE TIME”

[ask-elizabeth-schuyler]

If you can marry a sister, you’re rich, bitch.

[ladylizaelliott]

Okay now im howling and crying laughing so hard

[ask-edward-stevens]

Come back home when you’re done. Take my guns, be smart. Make me proud bitch. 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

“Bitch-” “I’m not your bitch”

[anarrayofnonsense]

Aaron Burr, bitch?

[tallestsilver]

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, bitch? That depends… whose asking? Oh sure, bitch.

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

“Hamilton-” “bITCH” “…have Lafayette take the lead.” [muttering] “Yes, bitch.”

[alliekatzzz]

Gotta start a new nation Gotta meet my bitch