its dumb bitch time

hi i'm sam and welcome to my crib

[theblueeyedfirebender]

Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred

Appa: DIE BITCH

[downish]

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20

Me: What

[handsyouaclementineslice]

how old is jake gyllenhall cos like he looks relatively young but at the same time i feel like he’s been alive for like centuries already

[no-chill-at-all]

[localgays2]

[chainsawpunk]

I have almonds on my nightstand

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

is this the white version of formation 

[chainsawpunk]

KXNSNXJCALLSCM

[milfannatorv]

SNL did that™

[dinovia-grant]

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

[bow-and-aero]

ZENDAYA

[madlaxative]

Yall couldve just put a link to the video

[charlesoberonn]

The real trinity of Star Wars

[tastefullyoffensive]

[puthy]

[paprika]

[coolhandofagirl]

yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man

[capitulouno]

Iconic

[adulthoodisokay]

some people have all the luck. [source]

[yourbigsisnissi]

what a sweet moment

[bonrealprophecies-deactivated20]

@lolkdie

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is me.

[carefreebomb]

[ohdoe]

hell yeah 

[woarm]

hell yeah

[shoopsi]

hell yeah

[sadvampirx-deactivated20170728]

hell yeah

[nonbinarytrash]

hell yeah

[iunosteel]

hell yeah

[dafthappiness]

hell yeah

[fullmetalfisting]

u know what’s wild to me? the name kermit used to be a regular name for boys. There’s some old man walkin around the world with a frog’s name. wild 

[stevonnie-archive]

me: i should go to bed early

me at 4 am: