fite me irBro

All the funny and cute gifs and pictures will all be found here

[fuck-customers]

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[ink-the-artist]

man

[ink-the-artist]

i like it too :)

[ink-the-artist]

[appleandsinnamon]

[ink-the-artist]

[angie-words]

I’ve been sat here laughing my arse off about Welsh non-binary dragon and creature for at least 5 minutes

[pileofcreatures]

So I was trying to find this post too and made my own artistic rendition to try to get my friends to help ke find it

Here you go:

@ink-the-artist

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[eternalgirlscout]

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[montanagirl26]

Flashback to the greatest foul in WNBA history. Diana Taurasi kisses Seimone Augustus in the middle of the game. Both were fouled for it.

[talahui]

[mikumiotics]

Idk if im seeing things but I kinda love how the ref has a sly little smile on his face. himejoshi moment

[that-stone-butch]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[cipheramnesia]

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

[geekandmisandry]

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

[cipheramnesia]

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

[dee-the-red-witch]

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

[cipheramnesia]

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

[geekandmisandry]

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

[cipheramnesia]

Eh. Is alive enough.

[despazito]

His little pony...

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[dailycatsblog]

[redstonedust]

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[fuck-customers]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“all clear my liege it appears to be safe”

“it appears to be fucking gone you mean”

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]