oh, me? oh, well im the boss california

like 70% of my posts are queued so sorry if the apollo’s prophecy dodgeball hits at the wrong time

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[eebie]

you have no fucking idea what you’re up against

[making-friendos]

LGBT (labrador, greyhound, beagle, terrier)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[imp]

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

[frogmoss1]

when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[touchstonelevity]

[crazy-brazilian]

lil wayne or wathever

[elorein]

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[piendish]

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

[piendish]

It's so cool here

[piendish]

i learned a lot there i think

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together