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netherworldpost

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Yup

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

greelin

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

wiltkingart

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

ischleepzzz

"But what about <thing that literally kills people>?"

firedragon1321

This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.

ashstfu

“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

arsonistmascara

me: I’m feeling like rewatching the vampire diaries :D!

*remembers the Bonnie torture that occurs from seasons 3-8*

me: Nevermind. Let me read my fave Bonnie fanfics instead :D!

homunculus-argument

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

transfaguette

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

homunculus-argument

I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.

kafkaswasteddayz

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

iknowshocker

what do we think is kai's preferred pet names for his s/o? and what names would get HIM blushing? what would he hate? 🙈

hi anon!! you asked this Ages ago pls forgive me

what would kai call his s/o:

I am a full stop 'Bonnie, baby' lover til the day I die. Canonically it's the only term of endearment we ever hear him use so it's the only one I personally write for him. I can't even read words like sweetheart or darling in his voice lol

what would kai like to be called by a s/o:

Considering he's never been praised a day in his life anything along the lines of 'good boy' would absolutely do his head in. Though I also think he'd be like 'okayyyy !! what are you doing !! stop' 90% of the time because he's so unused to affection and he'd have to figure out how to accept it over time lol

I think in general any kind of connective term like:

Jo referring to him as her twin brother in conversation

one of the heretics calling him their coven leader (cut to Oscar using Boss in hits different lololol)

Lily saying he's like a son to her

a member of the MFG begrudgingly admitting he's become a friend

Ric confirming they are in fact Beard Bros

getting called Bonnie's bf (especially by someone else)

would all be really important to him since he's so clearly desperate for community. I assume he's less impressed by traditional pet names and more craving for people to claim him in some public capacity if ygm.

what would he hate:

i just know this guy has trigger words like you wouldn't believe. there's probably something really simple he grew up hearing joshua call mama parker (dear ?? idk) that would make his eye twitch lmao and we know he doesn't like to be picked on so anything that feels like a joke would probably set him off.