[gogo2712]

Lil Gen: Papa, why de you call Dr. Dad a loving caring wife if he is a man?

Stan: you'll understand when you grow up

Gen: fck, I'm the loving caring wife, aren't i?

[putcreativenamehere]

Yes, Gen, yes you are.

[whatachaos]

Greed lives!AU in which Greed is back after, like, seven years, in his old body. He RUNS to Xing to Ling as fast as he possibly can and get sucker punched as he deserves,

(and the he gets loved cAUSE HE DESERVES THAT TOO OKAY ALL HIS FRIENDS LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH)

[sakuatsureal]

the atsumu twitter slander last month be like (comic inspired by @/millechama on twitter)

EDIT: added omi's moles bcs i fucking forgot dude what the fuck

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[mystikelh]

@igniedelfuego: We once talked about Kaiba and how this man could solve any problems on the world if somehow that allowed him to duel Yugi more

Me: Yeah, he would.

Ignie: Yugi happens to be sick and have cancer ? Kaiba cures cancer.

Me: And Yugi's medical bills are all paid off.

Ignie: He would solve world hunger if somehow he figured it would allow him to duel Yugi 0.1% more.

Ignie: He would discover the afterlife if Yugi died solely to go there and duel.

Me: I mean... that last one is canon...

Ignie: GOD.

[putcreativenamehere]

It's been over 20 years since I last saw Yu-Gi-Oh but I feel like this is pretty accurate

[mystikelh]

In one of the newer movie set after the end of the original anime, Kaiba literally launch himself into the Egyptian afterlife using a space elevator and a McGuffin to have a duel with the spirit of the Pharaoh that used to inhabit Yugi.

This man is so extra. I love him.

[putcreativenamehere]

Damn man is obsessed. Good for him good for him

[beemovieerotica]

i'm still thinking about that cowboy fic that used the stoplight system because one of the cowboys had a prophetic dream about modern traffic control systems...and while i find this hilarious i think it would be even better to try and reverse engineer stoplight colors for kink, but for completely context-appropriate reasons.

like a caveman au

"when grug think color green...grug see big field of grass. and grug like to run in grass. grug goes! grug goes far.

when grug think yellow...grug see yellow grass. grug know that cold time is soon. grug slow down. grug prepare.

when grug think red...fire. big fire. red and burn. grug get hurt! grug stop. grug done."

[presentlydean]

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

[thefloatingstone]

I actually think about this so much you have no idea.

I mourn every friend that's gone off somewhere

[putcreativenamehere]

@reenacole

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[putcreativenamehere]

Also if you have five pounds of uncooked rice, well it might not look like much but boy oh boy when it's cooked, you are cooked too. What am I gonna do with all this rice!?

[bal0neysandwich]

Black-Leg Sanji: Women's #1 protector

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[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[dogpuppy]

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[mystikelh]

@igniedelfuego: We once talked about Kaiba and how this man could solve any problems on the world if somehow that allowed him to duel Yugi more

Me: Yeah, he would.

Ignie: Yugi happens to be sick and have cancer ? Kaiba cures cancer.

Me: And Yugi's medical bills are all paid off.

Ignie: He would solve world hunger if somehow he figured it would allow him to duel Yugi 0.1% more.

Ignie: He would discover the afterlife if Yugi died solely to go there and duel.

Me: I mean... that last one is canon...

Ignie: GOD.

[putcreativenamehere]

It's been over 20 years since I last saw Yu-Gi-Oh but I feel like this is pretty accurate

[dogpuppy]

[gogo2712]

Sengen's baby's first word would be something like "-ku-chan" with how much Gen says "Senku-chan♡" during the day

🚀 Listen, kiddo, Dad, I am dad

🍼 Ku-chan ! :D

🃏 Okay, okay ^^ in that case I can be dad

🍼 Mama ! X)

🚀🃏 well this kid is a lil rebel, isn't it?

[putcreativenamehere]

Yes mama Gen!

[abigailspinach]

[sarahwestcott]

Information about the two new tests:

Rapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and Wales

Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis

Endometriosis Diagnosis Testing Device | EndoSure Inc.

EndoSure offers the only Tier 1, non-invasive diagnostic test for endometriosis with 99% accuracy in under 30 minutes, helping to improve wo

NICE recommends non-invasive tests that could speed up endometriosis diagnoses

Two diagnostic technologies that could speed up NHS diagnoses of endometriosis in primary care have been recommended by the National Institu

Apparently you can do a saliva test kit at home:

A saliva test for endometriosis providing a reliable diagnosis within just a few days. A new era in the diagnosis of endometriosis, marked b

[hoely-owl]

Holy shit, this is actually huge! I've been putting off seeking a diagnosis because Id rather not do the exploratory surgery, and its so expensive. A saliva test would be so much easier!

[foone]

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

[virtualgirladvance]

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

[bean-face]

They haven't sorry

[virtualgirladvance]

thats fucked up