[lbrliajane-blog]

Nah, that doesn’t bother me, handsome. You should know up front though, I’m not really a relationship type girl. Haven’t been for a long time. I’m all up for a fun date, but if you’re looking for something more serious? You might want to reconsider who you’re asking. 

[downtheridge-blog]

Nah. I wasn’t looking for a more serious type of relationship. I suck at things that are serious so if you aren’t looking for anything that is that I’m not your guy love. But a fun date is more my type of thing. We could always do that, yeah?

[princesconsuela]

[bidoctor]

[hiyakkii]

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

[earthdad]

I’m dating a supervillian

[-somerhalder]

[lbrliajane-blog]

You’ve got a certain appeal going for you, yes. I think with guys as long as you’re hot and DTF, eventually someone is gonna want a piece of that. Dinner? What, like a date?

[downtheridge-blog]

Ha, I will definitely put this all into some thought. Well yeah a date, unless you like guys who don’t get shit from their grandma who thinks they are gay. But dinner with me wouldn’t be horrible right?

[kierahudson-blog]

That’s a bit sad. Do you really have no one to rely on? Not even a single human species out there who could stand beside you other than a mobile device? Huh, you must be one out of a million; don’t mean to sound cynical, but people, especially strangers, don’t usually come off as ‘nice’ without expecting something in return. A pleasure to meet you Ridge, i’m Kiera.

[downtheridge-blog]

Not really. I’m usually by myself now. But I guess that’s alright? Do you have someone you can rely on? Well I’m one in a million. I’m not looking for anything in return except your friendship love. If you’ll have me? Kiera. That’s a lovely name it fits such a beautiful girl.

[dundermifflinscranton]

[whoopddsss]

Wow, forward, amazing. Just think about all the places you could end up if you just keeping moving forward. I think I might break out into a song and dance number. Stop – I’m gonna start blushing. Oh wait, already happening. Um, sure? Just as long as I’m not, like, number one important, I wouldn’t want to let you down.

[downtheridge-blog]

You mean moving forward in life with you love? Or just in general? You must be quite adorable when you’re blushing. Why can’t you be number one important love?

[ftcassia]

At least she supports you in whatever you do, right?

[downtheridge-blog]

Ha, yeah exactly. Even if that’s not the path I’m trying to take. Ya know?

[lbrliajane-blog]

I mean, in my case, having a great set of boobs helps a lot. Unfortunately, I don’ think that piece of advice would work well for you. If you’re interested, I think your best bet is to play up your face. You’re actually super hot so if you just sit at a gay bar, I’m sure the drinks will start coming at you. Dinner sounds fun, so I’m looking forward to it.

[downtheridge-blog]

Yeah, unfortunately I don’t have a nice set of tits so that’s out of the question. Oh so you think I’m hot? But yeah, if I’m into this gay thing then I might just sit at the bar waiting for drinks. How about dinner with just me one night also? I mean if you’re interested? 

[ftcassia]

At least she supports you in whatever you do, right?

[downtheridge-blog]

Apparently so. She just really wants me playing for the other team. Or having plenty of options. 

[jordxn-x-deactivated20160126]

The best? I’m not so sure about that. But, your attempts would likely work on some, there’s no lie there. Maybe not everyone, but definitely some.

[downtheridge-blog]

Why aren’t you sure love? I’m brilliant at this kind of shit. Is it working on you at least? 

[logannpng]

you can stay as long as you like bubba 

[downtheridge-blog]

Does this mean we can get pizza? I’m starved and in a need for beer now please love.

[lbrliajane-blog]

Or maybe she thinks you’re a player for both teams and thinks you need to up your game with the fellas. Well, if you’re sure, I won’t tell you no. I enjoy being appreciated especially by women as apparently legendary as your grandma.

[downtheridge-blog]

Ha you might have a point. Any tips on how to score with the mates? I might take it all into consideration. Maybe not who knows about this team thing. Good, I’m glad you said yes. She’s legendary alright just you wait and see love.

[whoopddsss]

Good to know, forward is my favorite way to go. A doll, huh? I mean I do get adorable often. Sometimes hot. Depends on the setting. Important? Little ol’ me? I’m honored. 

[downtheridge-blog]

Look at that that’s also my favorite way to go. Ha yeah, a doll is what you are and adorable. But that’s obvious. You should be, is that okay that you’re going to be important to me love?