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@downthevine
Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!
The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.
Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.
Thank you!
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*crosses his arms and waits for Ed to finish*
*finishes and collects their tickets* Something different then..?
Alright.
They have DDR. Or that carnival hit the clown game.
You’re going to laugh at me again *chuckles and steps onto the platform*
*gets on as well and stretches*
What difficulty?
Let’s start with Easy.
Thanks. *selects difficulty* You pick the song.
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*crosses his arms and waits for Ed to finish*
*finishes and collects their tickets* Something different then..?
Alright.
They have DDR. Or that carnival hit the clown game.
You’re going to laugh at me again *chuckles and steps onto the platform*
*gets on as well and stretches*
What difficulty?
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*crosses his arms and waits for Ed to finish*
*finishes and collects their tickets* Something different then..?
Alright.
They have DDR. Or that carnival hit the clown game.
You're going to laugh at me again *chuckles and steps onto the platform*
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*pouts*
No pouting, you’ll get wrinkles. *kisses his cheek* Here try again
*goes again, missing entirely this time*
*tosses and gets another 4000*
*tosses it again and misses*
*Shrugs*
*crosses his arms and waits for Ed to finish*
*finishes and collects their tickets* Something different then..?
Alright.
They have DDR. Or that carnival hit the clown game.
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*pouts*
No pouting, you’ll get wrinkles. *kisses his cheek* Here try again
*goes again, missing entirely this time*
*tosses and gets another 4000*
*tosses it again and misses*
*Shrugs*
*crosses his arms and waits for Ed to finish*
*finishes and collects their tickets* Something different then..?
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*grabs one of the ball, tossing it*
*ed does too* Hey, 4000 points.
*only gets 2000 points*
Well you did skate literal circles around me before
*pouts*
No pouting, you’ll get wrinkles. *kisses his cheek* Here try again
*goes again, missing entirely this time*
*tosses and gets another 4000*
*tosses it again and misses*
*Shrugs*
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*grabs one of the ball, tossing it*
*ed does too* Hey, 4000 points.
*only gets 2000 points*
Well you did skate literal circles around me before
*pouts*
No pouting, you’ll get wrinkles. *kisses his cheek* Here try again
*goes again, missing entirely this time*
*tosses and gets another 4000*
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*thinks about it for a moment* I think so.
Cool. *puts their credits into skiball*
*grabs one of the ball, tossing it*
*ed does too* Hey, 4000 points.
*only gets 2000 points*
Well you did skate literal circles around me before
*pouts*
No pouting, you'll get wrinkles. *kisses his cheek* Here try again
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*thinks about it for a moment* I think so.
Cool. *puts their credits into skiball*
*grabs one of the ball, tossing it*
*ed does too* Hey, 4000 points.
*only gets 2000 points*
Well you did skate literal circles around me before
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*smiles back*
*they skate for a while and ed learns nothing.* Ready for the arcade?
*returns their skates* Skiball first?
*thinks about it for a moment* I think so.
Cool. *puts their credits into skiball*
*grabs one of the ball, tossing it*
*ed does too* Hey, 4000 points.
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*smiles back*
*they skate for a while and ed learns nothing.* Ready for the arcade?
*returns their skates* Skiball first?
*thinks about it for a moment* I think so.
Cool. *puts their credits into skiball*
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*nudges back*
*Stumbles* Hey dont do that i’ll fall!
*giggles, righting him*
Laughing at me too, so mean. *smiles*
*smiles back*
*they skate for a while and ed learns nothing.* Ready for the arcade?
*returns their skates* Skiball first?
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*smiles*
Dont let it get to your head *chuckles*
*pouts* Fine. *continues to skate*
*chuckles again and nudges him*
*nudges back*
*Stumbles* Hey dont do that i’ll fall!
*giggles, righting him*
Laughing at me too, so mean. *smiles*
*smiles back*
*they skate for a while and ed learns nothing.* Ready for the arcade?
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*smiles*
Dont let it get to your head *chuckles*
*pouts* Fine. *continues to skate*
*chuckles again and nudges him*
*nudges back*
*Stumbles* Hey dont do that i’ll fall!
*giggles, righting him*
Laughing at me too, so mean. *smiles*
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*smiles*
Dont let it get to your head *chuckles*
*pouts* Fine. *continues to skate*
*chuckles again and nudges him*
*nudges back*
*Stumbles* Hey dont do that i'll fall!
Arcade Date (Or, Shooting Little Kids With Fake Guns, Or Throwing Balls At Clowns Or Ed Can't Skate)
*frowns* I’m sending you home with food.
I would appreciate that. You know I can never turn down your cooking.
I am a wonderful cook, aren’t I?
Absolutely wonderful
*smiles*
Dont let it get to your head *chuckles*
*pouts* Fine. *continues to skate*
*chuckles again and nudges him*
