You're a wizard, Harry.

I write post-Azkaban Sirius fics. Some very NSFW fics so proceed with caution and only if you are 18+ MASTERLIST

[whorediaries-09]

hall of morals;

listing out some of my favorite fanfictions by absolutely talented people. as a creator on this hellsite, i know people aren't appreciated enough, so here's my cue 🩷!

if you check out their works and enjoy them, make sure to reblog and/or leave a little feedback. also make sure to read the warnings the writers have listed.

don't deny it by @weird-is-life rockstar!sirius black x reader

i'm older than you think by @wingedhallows postazkaban!sirius black x reader

siriusly; an ode to fan fic writers by @bave-de-crapaud postazkaban!sirius black x reader

flat vs flat: the prank war by @bave-de-crapaud posthogwarts!sirius black x reader

hockeyplayer!sirius black x ice-skater!reader by @lenacosse enemies to lovers trope

rockstar!sirius black x reader by @sxriusblxck

steamy make out session with sirius black by @sxriusblxck

dealbreaker by @luveline sirius black x reader

holy fool by @fuckmymunson dark!sirius black x reader

come back, be here (series) by @ellecdc posthogwarts!sirius black x reader

tattooartist!sirius black x reader by @dearharriet

so it goes by @dearharriet magician!sirius black x illusionist!reader

linger by @evanpeterswhoresblog sirius black x rockstar!reader

champagne problems by @redtaylorsversiongirlie harry potter x reader

love for cigs and love without 'em by @fictional-magic harry potter x black!reader

this feels like falling in love by @amhrosina billy russo x reader

run, run, run by @banditthewriter billy russo x reader

old wives' tale by @pillow-titties billy russo x reader

for our sakes by @pillow-titties billy russo x reader

a woman scorned (series) by @queen-haq billy russo x reader

a woman reborn (series) by @queen-haq billy russo x reader. sequel to a woman scorned.

[bave-de-crapaud]

Cheers for the rec, honey <3

[bave-de-crapaud]

The Chaperone...

Artwork by flowsofly

PART THREE

Post Azkaban Sirius Black x Reader Older Sirius Word Count: 1700+

Warning: Mature themes, eventual smut

Disclaimer: all characters are assumed 18+

FINALLY! I got it together. Biggest apologies for the delay darling readers. BUT, part three is here! A little deviation from my normal writing style. I’ve been reading a few POV character stories lately and I thought I’d give it a go. Please let me know what you think. This one is directly Sirius’ POV.

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Sirus’s POV

Sitting in the parlour room of Grimmauld Place with Rita Skeeter is almost ALMOST as bad as Azkaban. 

The only thing making it palatable is having Y/N here. 

When I saw her in her animagus form- that great leopard - I nearly jumped out of my own skin. “Some sort of cat” - she’s cheeky that’s for sure. 

She’s magnificent also. Currently, she is flicking her large tail against the carpet as she lies by the fire, her back to us. 

My lips twitch in a smile as I hear her low growl at Rita’s words. God. Fuck. Rita. She’s a nightmare. If it wasn’t so imperative we figure out which side she swings for, I would have declined her invitations. Though thinking about it, if it weren’t for Rita I would never have found out about Y/N’s animagus, so I guess this situation does have some upsides.

“…And I remember when we first met. Don’t you Sirius?” 

With my gaze on Y/N, It takes me a second to register Rita is waiting for my response.

“I do, you had said you were needing to unburden yourself with delicate intel on the current state of war.”

Rita looks taken aback at this. Good. Let’s get past the nauseating simpering and wrap up this mission. I notice, looking into her eyes, she seems frightened. The usual false bravado and arrogance are missing. Interesting. Might we be getting somewhere, finally?

“Oh..ohhh Sirius I’m sure you wanted to unburden yourself on me just the same.” 

Rita has this sickly purr in her throat when she is trying to be sultry. It makes my balls jump back into my body and the hairs stand up on my neck. 

I nod a noncommittal “Mmm.”

Merlin CHRIST! How long do I have to listen to this? I can’t help the visible anger that is appearing on my face, and if she notices how far back across the couch I have moved I’m going to wreck our rapport. Biting the inside of my cheek I cross one ankle over my knee and lean as far back onto the side of the couch as I can without seeming rude. A few practised “mmhms” and head nods seem to be doing the trick. I smile to myself as I remember the last time I used these tactics… Sitting in History of Magic class listening to Professor Binns drone on and on about Goblin Wars. (Though, admittedly though were fairly interesting). Who knew this tactic would come in so handy in adulthood? Of course, then I was usually thinking of my latest crush. Lustful, dirty thoughts helped whittle away the tedious hours spent in the classroom by imagining tangled limbs in a broom closet. Swollen lips bulging hot and wet, delicate hands grabbing my shoulders in a vice-like grip, while smooth legs wrapped around my waist. The only downside of this distraction was a rather obvious bulge in my pants - hidden by a desk in History of Magic, but too easily spotted and mistaken for the wrong intent here with Rita. She would assume a boner was her doing and not know I was thinking about someone else.

My eyes wander over to Y/N. She has shifted slightly since I last gazed at her. Instead of lying on her side, she is now curled flat on her tummy, one ear cocked to the window. Rita must be boring her as much as me. 

I harumph audibly at this, but luckily it goes unnoticed by Rita. Y/N has never been good at paying attention. Not that I mind, it gives me ample amount of time to look at her without her noticing and avoid as much s I can of Rita’s dull conversation. 

Now, meeting Y/N  for the first time is a conversation I wouldn’t mind having…

I noticed her immediately. She was with a group of giggling girlfriends. All pouty lips and low-cut tops. A normal man would have hooked onto her friends but they didn’t draw me in like her. Y/N had a sultry smile and a calm kind of confidence that intrigued me. She sat with one foot hooked behind her bar stool and the other stretched out in front. Lean legs tanned, from summer? Or holidays abroad? I didn’t know but I instantly wanted them wrapped around me. 

“What’s a nice girl like you, doing in a place like this?” I had hoped she would laugh. I would take a mere titter of appreciation at my horrible line but instead, she leaned forward, eyes twinkling and said “Oh honey, that line is almost as old as you are!” I couldn’t tell you what happened after that but all I know is we talked and talked, and talked all night. 

She was as I expected. Confident, fun, and a little mysterious. She was also making it very difficult to concentrate. I kept thinking about her lips around my cock each time she took a swig of her beer, or putting my mouth on her until she cried out my name in ecstasy, licking every last droplet of her until she couldn’t move for pleasure.

More than once I excused myself to go to the bathroom to splash water on my face in an effort to calm down. Y/N was sexy, and revved my heartbeat up to an unacceptable level. I assume her friends left at some point as we ended up apparating back to her place for a “coffee.” Her suggestion, not mine, but one I was angling for all night. 

I had subtly tried to gauge her interest and while I thought I saw a spark there she was too cool to read. At one point she placed her hand on my thigh mid-sentence. Purposefully or a misfire? This woman was quietly wrapping me around her finger and I was more than happy to be there.

I never did get to have that coffee, however. As soon as I stepped foot into her flat, Moody sent an Owl through with an urgent request for my presence at Order HQ. It turned out to not even be urgent! Just an informative meeting about some new recruits I had to gauge for Order potential at the ministry tomorrow. 

I thought about going back to Y/N’s place straight away, but at 3 am it felt madly insulting to her. What was more irritating was that I didn’t ask to see her again. I resigned to make sure I went to that same pub each night in the hopes of bumping into her. 

That turned out not to be necessary. Those new recruits Moody had talked about, Y/N was one of them. My heart beat quickly as I looked at her. Did she remember mere hours ago we were on the brink of having sex?

She gave me a sly smile that told me, yes she did! I tried to talk to her afterwards. Wanting to ask her if she wanted to meet again - hoping pick up where we left off. She got to me first. Misinterpreting my intentions, she informed me that I wasn’t to worry and just to chalk last night up to a drunken mistake. Looking into her smiling face I knew she was trying to let me off the hook. She had assumed, as does everyone, that I don’t do relationships. I nodded and smiled and didn’t correct her. 

She worked in the care of magical creatures dept. So after this brief Order onboarding before work she left. Our paths would never organically cross unless called by Moody, which was not happening as much as I would like.

I rub my chin thoughtfully. Y/N never mentions that night. I think I embarrassed her. Well, actually Tonks did. If only that little brat hadn’t told Y/N I only did one-night stands we might have gotten somewhere. Tonks was wrong. Well, wrong now. How can people believe that you are still the same person as you were at 19? Granted I haven’t really shown anyone any differently lately, the fact I hadn’t gone on any dates since leaving Azkaban doesn’t help the matter and certainly now that my particular “skills” have been highlighted for this mission. What else would anyone believe? It’s not fair. I’d pout if I wasn’t a 30-something-year-old man. You have one year of being a rebel and just casually dating and you are labelled as a slut. Well, two years…maybe three if I’m being honest.

I sigh and berate my inner thoughts for not even cutting me some slack. I guess I deserve this.

“Now what do you say to that Sirius?” I pay no attention to Rita. I’m more interested in Y/N. As I watched, she lifted up her head and was currently looking towards the window, her tail flicking irritably.

“Sirius?” Rita questions, trying to get my attention again. I feel her hand, hot and sweaty drop on my thigh. It is an unwelcome weight but not my concern at the moment.

Y/N had jumped up with surprising agility for someone lazing along the floor moments ago, and paces over to the window, paws up against the window ledge, staring out onto the street.

What has got into her? 

The hand that was slapped limply onto my thigh before is quickly removed and Rite speaks again. However, this time I pay attention. It’s her tone. There is no sickly sultry sweetness to it anymore. Rita seems concerned.

“Well, Sirius I have taken up so much of your time I best be going now.” She tries to give me a confident smile but is betrayed by worried eyebrows.

“Now?”

Rita has never left voluntarily on her own before. Getting her to leave usually takes me 3-15 subtle hints.

“Yes, I’ll be in touch.” Before I could react, Rita had swept from the room. An audible ‘bang’ seconds later let me know she had slammed the front door.

I look over at Y/N. She had not moved from her spot at the window. Tail still twitching moodily.

Rita has gone without taking too much of my sanity and Y/N is still here! Normally I wouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth at this happy turn of events, but what the heck is going on?

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[bave-de-crapaud]

hey!! i hope youre having a great day! i've been reading your work for a long time already and i don't know if you're still writing, but if you are, please bless us with a story! because of your account sirius became my favourite hp character haha. (english is not my first language so i'm sorry if there are any mistakes!) thank u!!

Hello! Thank you so much, honey. Well, I’m actually working on the second instalment of “The Chaperone” - a broken computer caused me to lose the first draft so I’m starting again. I also have a book that I’ve written with OG characters but the hero is based on Sirius. Do you think that is something people would want a peek at?

[purplelupins-deactivated2025091]

Hello! I was wondering if you have any Severus or Sirius fic refs? I’ve been looking for current era ones and it’s sometimes hard to find. I cant wait to check out yours!

Hello! These are the ones I have enjoyed. Some of them are a bit dark so proceed with caution. I completely understand- finding the older versions of these characters is difficult- that’s why I write for them exclusively! I hope you enjoy 🤍

Sirius

In dark corners

The chaperone

Hold me a little while longer

Show you

@bave-de-crapaud ‘s Sirius MASTERLIST

Step!dad Sirius x reader (this includes step!cest )

Where do babies come from?

Decorating

Severus

If you go here, I have a few other S eyes recommendations! I just added one more below that I forgot about.

Peppermint

[bave-de-crapaud]

Thank you, honey <3

[quillsanddaydreams]

⸻ a hp following disclosure

I've been meaning to make an appreciation post for all the writer's on here and since I already reblog all stories I read on @daydreams-treasury , I thought why not just recommend blogs as a whole. All the blogs down below are amazing, talented, brilliant— you name it. Do check out their masterlists to fall in love with their writing, I know I have.

Please note that this order is quite random, I went through my rec and following lists to create this :) Also, there might be blogs who are no longer active or write anymore, but I felt it was worth mentioning their amazing works.

☆ @scvrllet » I don't think I've ever found a person more deserving of the title "angst queen" and you'll be surprised to see her fluffy stories are equally delightful.

writes for: the marauders, lily evans, regulus black, tom riddle, barty crouch jr, golden trio, draco malfoy, the weasley’s, blaise zabini, pansy parkinson, and cedric diggory

☆ @nuttytani » To prove that no amount of fluff is just enough and stories can in fact make your days a bit brighter everyday.

writes for: bill weasley, cedric diggory, ginny weasley, harry potter and the marauders

☆ @propinquify » For angst, fluff or hurt and comfort I think Naija can take you on a roller coaster of emotions.

writes for: the marauders, wolfstar, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, harry potter, ginny weasley, blaise zabini and cedric diggory

☆ @sunrisefairy » I have yet to start on her works, but I know for a reason that her works are *chef's kiss*

writes for: george weasley, bill weasley, charlie weasley and the marauders

☆ @fortisfilia » I remember reading her works and dreaming hours on end. And I think the world she created with her stories was a pretty one to live in ;)

writes for: the marauders, tom riddle, draco malfoy, fred weasley, dean thomas and cedric diggory

☆ @sirisuorionblack » You know the moment a story feels less like fanfiction, but more like an adventure you're going through? Yeah. Her stories will make you feel that.

writes for: the marauders, wolfstar, marlene mckinnon and cedric diggory

☆ @henqtic » I have yet to start on their stories but as far as general consensus goes, their works are all amazing.

writes for: the marauders, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, luna lovegood, neville longbottom

☆ @rcwenaclaw » The way she writes makes me swoon and you are bound to fall for all of those works too!

writes for: fred weasley, george weasley, charlie weasley, harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, ginny weasley, luna lovegood, draco malfoy

☆ @natasha-romancff » The overwhelming amount of emotions I feel when I read her stories should be illegal :')

writes for: fred weasley, george weasley, the marauders, tom riddle, ron weasley, harry potter, neville longbotton, cedric diggory, oliver wood, ginny weasley, luna lovegood, draco malfoy

☆ @shaynawrites23 » Her fluff just makes my heart skip a beat and melt all gooey inside >.<

writes for: sirius black and remus lupin

☆ @blue-writes-things » The light-hardheartedness in their works is amazing and I never not smile when I read their works.

writes for: remus lupin and sirius black

☆ @george-fabian-weasley » The amount of talent is awe-inspiring, the feelings and emotions all put to words are just so beautiful.

writes for: george weasley, fred weasley, bill weasley, oliver wood and harry potter

☆ @hxlyhead-harpies » You know the moment when you have to stop everything and look at the wall for a moment because the thing you just read actually made your heart ache? Oh yeah. Their works will do that to you.

writes for: the marauders, lily evans, wolfstar, jily, hermione granger, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, cedric diggory, fred weasley, george weasley, ginny weasley and oliver wood

☆ @weasleydream » I have yet to start on their works, but please do check their works out.

writes for: fred weasley, george weasley, charlie weasley, bill weasley, percy weasley, ginny weasley, the marauders, harry potter and oliver wood

☆ @iwritesiriusly » For the amount of fluff and cuteness and sweet scenes that is contagious to health XD

writes for: draco malfoy, the marauders, regulus black, george weasley and newt scamander

☆ @awritingtree » If you weren't in love with a fictional character already, they'll make you fall for them, hard.

writes for: george weasley, fred weasley, draco malfoy, oliver wood, neville longbottom and the marauders

☆ @theonly1outof-a-billion » For the fluff that can cure blue days

writes for: remus lupin, sirius black, draco malfoy, fred weasley

☆ @remmyswritings » I think her writing is like a comforting hug you need after a long long day and I don't think anything describes her works better than simple beautiful.

writes for: theodore nott, blaise zabini, charlie weasley, regulus black and sirius black

☆ @willowbleedsonpaper » You know the moment you don't feel like reading, but more like watching a movie unfold? I think her writing can do that to you.

writes for: draco malfoy, theodore nott, james potter, sirius black, regulus black, fred weasley and george weasley

☆ @boxofbadaddiction » For me, reading her stories has always been painful because all the while I can't help but go "I want that-"

writes for: fred weasley, george weasley, harry potter, draco malfoy and remus lupin

☆ @coffee--writes » I don't think words can accurately describe just how perfect and gorgeous her writing is. The emotions, decriptions- everything about her works is just *amazing*

writes for: the golden trio, draco malfoy, neville longbottom, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, cedric diggory, blaise zabini, theodore nott, daphane greengrass, susan bones, katie bell, charlie weasley, bill weasley, fleur delcor, the marauders, regulus black and lily evans

☆ @oopskashish » Her writing cannot be described as anything else than enchanting, she'll make you fall in love with her words.

writes for: the marauders, regulus black, lily evans, harry potter, draco malfoy, fred weasley and george weasley

☆ @selenes-sun » I think I've always loved stories that make us feel like going through an old photo album and val is an expert at just that.

writes for: blaise zabini, charlie weasley, harry potter, draco malfoy, regulus black, neville longbottom, sirius black, remus lupin, fred weasley, george weasley, ginny weasley, hermione granger, minerva mcgonagall and pancy parkinson

☆ @heloisedaphnebrightmore » The way she writes is filled with fluffiness and an appropriate way to comment on them seems to be a long keysmash.

writes for: the marauders, regulus black, oliver wood, draco malfoy, cedric diggory, ron weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, neville longbottom and charlie weasley

☆ @ghosts-of-hogwarts » Her works have always been a fluffy delight :')

writes for: the marauders and draco malfoy

☆ @leahstypewriter » I think her works give off a huge dark academia, head in the clouds vibes- in a great way.

writes for: the marauders, cedric diggory, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, neville longbottom and the golden trio

☆ @iliveiloveiwrite » Millie's works have always been a joy to read- angst or fluff or light-hardheartedness alike, she has it all.

writes for: the marauders, the golden trio, draco malfoy, george weasley, fred weasley, neville longbottom, cedric diggory, oliver wood and luna lovegood

☆ @finnwrld » I still remember the time he sent in a story of his to review and I was at a loss of words. Because try as hard as I may, I could find zero faults in their work and wow, his works are simply wow.

writes for: the marauders, harry potter, draco malfoy, hermione granger and george weasley

☆ @omgrachwrites » All of her series are to die for, you wouldn't be able to comprehend the emotions she'll make you go through.

writes for: sirius black, jily and more

☆ @thou-crusty-batch-of-nature » She has written some extremely fluffy stories which are to live for.

writes for: the marauders and harry potter

☆ @angelxnaa » I don't think there is anyone who isn't a fan of her works because oh my god they are so beautiful.

writes for: the marauders, golden trio, cho chang, fleur delcor, ginny weasley, luna lovegood, cedric diggory, draco malfoy, george weasley, fred weasley, neville longbottom, bill weasley, lily evans, marlene mckinnon and regulus black

☆ @ickle-ronniekins » Her stories have e v e r y t h i n g. They'll get you right in your feels like magic.

writes for: fred weasley and george weasley

☆ @approved-by-dentists » The talent they have is unreal and you'll never know you're reading fanfiction or a famous published book because he is just that good.

writes for: the marauders, luna lovegood, draco malfoy, cedric diggory, golden trio

☆ @pregnant-piggy » Her stories are one of the best out there- they're so damn amazing. I'm always awe-struck when I read her works, it's like living a dream.

writes for: the marauders, jily, golden trio, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, charlie weasley and blaise zabini

☆ @sweeter-than-strawberries » Reading her stories is like watching a beautifully aesthetic movie and I love all of them for it.

writes for: sirius black

☆ @heyquxxns » I just fell in love with her writing the moment I read them and I hope you do too.

writes for: the marauders and regulus black

☆ @theweasleysredhair » I love love all her stories and the way they make me feel- the emotions and characterization, everything feels on point.

writes for: the marauders, fred weasley, george weasley, draco malfoy, neville longbottom, ron weasley and oliver wood

☆ @bave-de-crapaud » I simply adore the way she writes for Sirius and hope you will too!

writes for: sirius black

☆ @rainandhotchocolate » I remember going through her masterlist and falling in love with every single story she wrote because they were all just that good ;)

writes for: the marauders, jily, lily evans, harry potter, hermione granger and teddy lupin

☆ @padfootagain » There is a reason she's called the "queen of fluff" and that is entirely due to her breathtaking works.

writes for: sirius black, remus lupin, blackinnon, jily and charlie weasley

☆ @wreckofawriter » I don't think I've ever found such unique and beautifully written stories and I adore every single one of them on her masterlist.

writes for: the marauders, lily evans, harry potter, draco malfoy, blaise zabini, cedric diggory, teddy lupin, fred weasley and oliver wood

☆ @futurewriter2000 » She is the person who inspired me to start with my own fanfiction, because her stories were so emotion packed I couldn't help but imagine all kinds of whatifs and live in the beautiful world she created.

writes for: the marauders, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, cedric diggory, harry potter, oliver wood, charlie weasley, ron weasley, neville longbottom, molly weasley, regulus black, mulciber, tom riddle, severus snape, peter pettigrew, teddy lupin and james sirius potter

☆ @hermioneshandbag » I went through her entire masterlist in a span of 2-3 days because I just couldn't stop reading, her works were all so fantastic.

writes for: sirius black and remus lupin

☆ @seriouslyblacklikemysoul » Another writer's whose works I couldn't help but binge time and time again. Fluff and angst- she has everything.

writes for: the marauders, lily evans, regulus black, cedric diggory, george weasley, draco malfoy and hermione granger

☆ @princesse-de-ravenclaw » Her works are light-hearted and fluffy, will make you transport right into the wizarding world because they're all so great.

writes for: the marauders, harry potter, draco malfoy, cedric diggory and fred weasley

☆ @haracelovestruck » You know how some series are just so darn great, they feel like an action packed novel? Yes, her stories will make you feel like that as you swirl up in a world of drama and mystery.

writes for: the marauders, regulus black, severus snape, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, cedric diggory, percy weasley, bill weasley, newt scamander and credence barebone

☆ @lumos-barnes » I've always looked up to the way she writes and her stories are a huge bomb of fluffiness.

writes for: the marauders, fred weasley, george weasley, bill weasley and oliver wood

And I guess that's it. This is the long list of all Harry Potter writers I follow and look up to. Here is the link to my own masterlist. And over here you can find a list of over 100 masterlists from different blogs.

Thank you and I hope you have a great day!

[bave-de-crapaud]

Thank you for the rec love!

[bave-de-crapaud]

*HIATUS* Be back soon!

I’m just nipping out of tumblr for a short while to focus on my job search. Lots of big wet kisses to all my tumblies. Be good, and be safe. 🖤

Masterlist here: https://bave-de-crapaud.tumblr.com/post/184981884371/masterlist

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: You’re drunk!

Slytherin: I am not! I’ve only had half of four bottles of wine.

[bave-de-crapaud]

Troably, potatlly fit-shaced.

[todayshewritess]

“...yet I met Black on my last inspection of Azkaban. You know, most of the prisoners in there sit muttering to themselves in the dark; there’s no sense in them... but I was shocked at how normal Black seemed. He spoke quite rationally to me. It was unnerving. You’d have thought he was merely bored— asked if I’d finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword.”

Only Sirius Black can make the progress of becoming mentally deranged sexy. Change my mind.

[anthoniejcrowley]

DANIEL RADCLIFFE and EMMA WATSON on HARRY POTTER series: real scenes vs bloopers

[bave-de-crapaud]

TGI Friday.

[bave-de-crapaud]

hagrid: when i went on a secret mission for dumbledore to recruit the giants i also ended up recruiting godzilla

harry: godzilla's real?!

hagrid: ...i should not have said that, i should not

[aeshsar]

“Harry had received two letters from Sirius since he had been back at Privet Drive. Both had been delivered, not by owls (as was usual with wizards), but by large, brightly colored tropical birds. Hedwig had not approved of these flashy intruders; she had been most reluctant to allow them to drink from her water tray before flying off again. Harry, on the other hand, had liked them; they put him in mind of palm trees and white sand, and he hoped that, wherever Sirius was (Sirius never said, in case the letters were intercepted), he was enjoying himself.“

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Me too, Harry. Me too.

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harry, age 11: oh boy, saving the world sounds like a swell adventure!

harry, age 21: i was a CHILD why did nobody HELP me

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Behold the absolute Easter Eggs champion! There are 50 in total, but nobody had ever found them all ^^'

And I've just added it to my Etsy shop as an art print: etsy.me/3cQN8cm (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

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Happy Easter! Here is a fabulous drawing.

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Remus: Ugh. I need help with this homework

James: I can help you!

Remus: [laughing] Thanks James, I needed a laugh

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[riseofthephoenixscreenplay]

CASTING CALL: Looking For Voice Actors!

Are you a fan of the Marauders’ Era? Do you enjoy listening to a good audio book? Have you always wanted to see a Harry Potter animated series? Well, we’re doing our best to make it all happen!

We’re here to bring your favourite era to life by creating a full-cast audio drama, which we hope to some day turn into an animated series. Any and all sponsors in our endeavour would be greatly appreciated!

Rise of the Phoenix is a fanmade screenplay written by L.B. Fleury. Set in the Marauders’ Era, this story focuses on the rise of the Order of the Phoenix during the First Wizarding War. You can check out our scripts here.

Right now, we’re open for auditions!

Auditions and Inquiries should be sent to [email protected]! Call-backs will be on a rolling basis.  AUDITION FAQ!

The Narrator

The Narrator is there to read out action lines that otherwise would not translate to an audio drama. There is no character reading for this role, all we ask is for auditions to include a 30-second reading of your favourite book.

Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore is one of the main characters of Rise of the Phoenix. I think little introduction is needed when it comes to this eccentric character! Dumbledore has 41 lines in the premiere, which makes him the most notable character for the episode. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Voldemort / Tom Riddle

Voldemort is the main villain of Rise of the Phoenix. The series also has a significant amount of flashbacks. Voldemort has 29 lines in the premiere, 17 of which are flashbacks with Tom Riddle. Voldemort (or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, if you will) is a main character for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Alastor Moody

Alastor Moody is one of the main characters of Rise of the Phoenix. He’s an established Auror at the start of the series, and slowly descends into the paranoid wizard we get to know in the books. Moody has 33 lines in the premiere, which makes him the most notable character for the episode. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Dorcas Meadowes

Dorcas Meadowes is one of the main characters of Rise of the Phoenix. She is younger, fiery, and determined. A Slytherin to her core. She’s a Healer in training, but after a dark incident, she decides to pursue an Aurorship under the supervision of Alastor Moody. Dorcas has 34 lines in the premiere episode, second only to Albus Dumbledore (who has 41 lines) and tied with Lily Evans. She will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Lily Evans

Lily Evans is one of the more iconic characters within the Marauders’ Era. She starts the series at age 11, but over the course of the show, we watch her grow up and join the war efforts. Lily has 34 shorter lines in the premiere of Rise of the Phoenix. She will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

James Potter

We all know James Potter. Arrogant, hilarious, courageous. One of the Marauders that we all know and love. He starts the series at age 11, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the war efforts. James has 13 lines in the premiere of Rise of the Phoenix. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Sirius Black

Sirius Black is one of the beloved characters in the fandom, known for his dramatic flair and arrogant livelihood. One of the Marauders that we all know and love. He starts the series at age 11, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the war efforts. Sirius has 21 lines in the premiere of Rise of the Phoenix. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin is a fan favourite within the fandom. One of the Marauders that we all adore. He starts the series at age 11, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the war efforts. Remus has 8 lines in the premiere of Rise of the Phoenix. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Peter Pettigrew

Peter Pettigrew is one of the core characters of this series. One of the Marauders that we all know and love, but with a dark future ahead. He starts the series at age 11, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the war efforts (but perhaps not the side we hoped for). Peter has 2 lines in the premiere of Rise of the Phoenix. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Severus Snape

Severus Snape is one of the main characters in Rise of the Phoenix. He begins the show at 11, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the Death Eaters. Severus has 16 lines in the premiere episode. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Alice Fawley (Longbottom)

Alice Fawley (later: Alice Longbottom) is a main character in Rise of the Phoenix. She begins the show at 15, but over the course of the show, we watch her grow up and join the war efforts as an established Auror. Alice has 12 lines in the premiere. She will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Frank Longbottom

Frank Longbottom is one of the main characters in Rise of the Phoenix. He begins the show at 15, but over the course of the show, we watch him grow up and join the war efforts as an established Auror. Frank has 14 lines in the premiere episode. He will remain for the duration of the show as a main character.

Character Reading

Andromeda Black (Tonks)

Andromeda Black (later: Andromeda Tonks) is one of the characters in Rise of the Phoenix. As someone who gives up her Pureblood family to marry a Muggle-born, she is an example of the divides of the Wizarding World. Andromeda has 5 lines in the premiere, but has a larger role throughout S1. She will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Bellatrix (Black) Lestrange

Bellatrix Lestrange (previously: Bellatrix Black) is one of the main antagonists in Rise of the Phoenix. One of Lord Voldemort’s most loyal followers, she meddles wherever she can to benefit the Death Eater cause. Bellatrix has 5 lines in the premiere, but she becomes one of the most prominent characters early on. She will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Narcissa Black (Malfoy)

Narcissa Black (later: Narcissa Malfoy) is one of the recurring characters of Rise of the Phoenix. Future mother to Draco, she struggles between choosing her family and her own morality. Narcissa has 4 lines in the premiere, but grows to be a larger character. She will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy is one of the recurring characters of Rise of the Phoenix. Future father to Draco, he deals with the cruelty that Voldemort inflicts against his followers. Narcissa has 3 lines in the premiere, but grows to be a larger character. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Ted Tonks

Ted Tonks is one of the recurring characters of Rise of the Phoenix. The doomed Muggleborn love of Andromeda Black. Ted has 3 lines in the premiere, but grows to be a larger character. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Mary Macdonald

Mary Macdonald is one of the prominent characters of Rise of the Phoenix. Another Muggleborn, she is Lily’s roommate and best friend. Mary has 9 lines in the premiere and becomes one of the main student characters later one. She will remain for the duration of the Marauders’ Hogwarts years.

Character Reading

Vincent Fawley

Vincent Fawley is one of the original characters of Rise of the Phoenix. He is the famous Head of the Auror Office and a loving father to Alice Longbottom. He has 12 lengthy lines in the premiere. Fawley is a main character in S1; his role does not extend past that.

Character Reading

Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall is one of the most beloved characters of Rise of the Phoenix. We all know and love her from the books and have many headcanons of her handling the Marauders antics! McGonagall has 22 lines in the premiere, including a couple Hogwarts-introduction monologues. She will remain for the duration of the show, though in a smaller capacity after S7. Note that she is of Scottish origin.

Character Reading

Rubeus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid is one of the beloved background characters of Rise of the Phoenix. Hagrid has only a few lines in the premiere, and has a recurring role throughout the series. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Sorting Hat

The Sorting Hat is a minor character in Rise of the Phoenix, but has a large role in the premiere. There is absolutely no gender tied to this role. Singing voice preferred.

Character Reading

Aberforth Dumbledore

Aberforth Dumbledore is one of the background characters of Rise of the Phoenix. Brother of Albus Dumbledore and owner of the Hog’s Head. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Elphias Doge

Elphias Doge is a prominent background character in Rise of the Phoenix. He is Dumbledore’s life-long friend and co-founder of the Order of the Phoenix. Elphias Doge has 5 lines in the premiere. He will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

Petunia Evans

Petunia Evans is a minor but recurring character in Rise of the Phoenix. She begins the show at 14, but grows up as the series progresses. Petunia has 12 lines in the premiere episode. She will remain for the duration of the show.

Character Reading

[riseofthephoenixscreenplay]

DEADLINE: April 3rd, 2021! Get those auditions in!

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DEADLINE TOMORROW! 

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