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Verne - they/them/she/he 02 - i'm genderqueer because i was conceived out of wedlock or whatever

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

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[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[mmiillk]

[caprart1]

hi hey guess who i drew again !

[dyst-blogs]

fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

[deadpan-c]

[kererek]

Giggling :3c

[hellish-undeath]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[hellish-undeath]

she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚

[hellish-undeath]

someone doesn't seem very excited to find out why i'm trans :/

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[depsidase]

[sanjipussyindulgence]

fixed it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one time when I was hungry as a kid I ate that colorful food you give fish that comes in flakes and I still remember it didn't taste that good

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wyd after smoking THIS...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[uwuspaceboy]

WHO ELSE UP FRANKEN THEY STEIN RN

[bitethebullets]

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

[wizardarchetypes]

i’m afraid i wouldn’t …

[wizardarchetypes]

my inability to act will haunt me

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[karabastard]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack