[sailorbrazil]

good evening everyone lets get this bread

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[ofwoodandbone]

Unrelated, but boy do I wish I were an anthropology major in college right about now so that I could write a bombing thesis on why doing the hokey pokey at Hurricane Florence in the hopes that she’ll turn herself around is a seemingly legitimate modernized attempt at animistic folk magic. 

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ughhugs)

[twitterlols]

[onceiwashere]

history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually 

[toshio]

[shitpostgenerator]

what if cats had legs

[butchyena]

im about to make shitpostgenerator’s god damn day

[kairoscuro-deactivated20200913]

yesterday I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that read “my other horse is a ghost” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Officers kill man with no active warrants at wrong house

Documents show that Southaven officers went to the wrong house to serve a warrant on Monday, which resulted in the shooting death of a man who did not have any active warrants out for his arrest.

Officers missed their target by 36 feet.

Those 36 feet made all the difference to Ismael Lopez and his wife.

Officers said Lopez came to the door pointing a gun at them. Those officers claim to have asked Lopez multiple times to drop the gun before they started shooting.

But, neighbors said they didn’t hear anything like that.

“I didn’t hear yelling,” neighbor Nicholas Tramel said.

Tramel’s room is right next to the Lopez home. He said he never heard police tell Lopez to put his rifle down.

So, police officers literally just killed an innocent man, who has never done anything wrong , they also probably lied about the incident. Just another normal day in America.  Will his family ever get the justice? Probably not.  And what’s even more devastating is that  media decided to stay silent about this case. Totally innocent man was killed by the police officers,who didn’t bother to check everything before shooting a person and everybody remain silent. I’m done.

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[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[workers-of-the-world-unite-blog]

[stability]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”