you're gay now

been here since 2012 and they'll have to kill me to drag my body out of the machinery

[villainessbian]

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[yeomanslog]

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

[emwheezie]

18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[its-okay-youre-adorable]

Happy 20 years, Neil!!!! 🥳🥳

banging out the tunes

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[peebls]

[tuffcats]

white people will be like "it's okay he's nice!" after their dog jumps on you and stomps on your balls 3 times in a row

[mothscales]

"don't worry, he's friendly!"

the dog:

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[macleod]

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

He wrote another

[terracotta7]

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

[sonic-voices]

Visit Original Link

[sonic-voices]

Visit Original Link

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

ten years ago today no one clapped.....

[crossroadsbishounen]

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

[narutoheritageposts]

january 30, 2016

[spacemancharisma]

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

[eroscestlavie]

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

[mothscales]

what's updike

[tendie-defender]

[rowlfthedog]

[clowncatss]

hi! i love your art, I've been following for a while ☺️ saw your recent post and wanted to send in my black clover oc as well, if you wanted to draw her

she has magic based on like constellations and the night sky so she's always up all night which makes her sleepy af during the day time

Yippiee she’s very cute, thank you for offering her for a doodle! We are very much the same when it comes to our sleep schedules,,