you're gay now

been here since 2012 and they'll have to kill me to drag my body out of the machinery

[somewherefornow]

MAGNETO’s DESK in NEW MUTANTS (1983)

[penny-anna]

Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:

You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.

Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:

He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.

Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:

And this:

He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.

[chanth-thara]

Hiiii. Silly question. What do you think Dani’s favorite foods are?

I think she likes cheeseburgers bc she’s AMERICAN RAHHH 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🔥🔥🔥

nah but fr i think she likes burgers, tacos, chokecherry pudding and chewy caramels :)

[mothscales]

burger

[389]

[hard-times-paramore]

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

[hexdrake]

I have a chart for this ("estrogen would fix him" is the stuff that qualifies here. I could write a short blurb about all of these but I'm too tired to do that right now so y'all get the chart).

(Description below the readmore rather than in alt text since it's long.)

A venn diagram with three circles, labeled "estrogen would fix him," "estrogen would make him worse," and "estrogen could not save him (but it'd be really funny)."

In the "estrogen would fix him" section are:

Kirito from Sword Art Online.

Mister Priest from Make the Exorcist Fall in Love.

Cloud from Final Fantasy 7.

Don Quixote.

In the overlap between "estrogen would fix him" and "estrogen would make him worse" are:

Enciodes Silverash from Arknights.

Denji from Chainsaw Man

In the "estrogen would make him worse" section are:

Light Yagami from Death Note.

Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia.

In the overlap between "estrogen would fix him" and "estrogen could not save him" are:

Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh.

Sanji from One Piece.

In the "estrogen could not save him" section are:

Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Char Aznable from Gundam.

Quatro Bajeena from Gundam.

In the overlap between "estrogen would make him worse" and "estrogen could not save him" are:

Zenos from Final Fantasy 14.

Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi.

Lazurite Roy from Arknights.

And finally, in the dead center of the venn diagram, are Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay Night and Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint.

In a far corner of the image, away from the venn diagram, is Saber from Fate/Stay Night, labeled with her name and overlaid on a circular trans flag.

[mothscales]

tumblr user hexdrake i love your venn diagram can you please explain your reasonings for some of these characters because i would love to know your thoughts about kaiba, shirou, laios, and izuku especially

(some of them seem self explanatory but the rest are killing me)

[villainessbian]

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[yeomanslog]

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

[emwheezie]

18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[its-okay-youre-adorable]

Happy 20 years, Neil!!!! 🥳🥳

banging out the tunes

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[peebls]

[tuffcats]

white people will be like "it's okay he's nice!" after their dog jumps on you and stomps on your balls 3 times in a row

[mothscales]

"don't worry, he's friendly!"

the dog:

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[macleod]

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

He wrote another

[terracotta7]

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

[sonic-voices]

Visit Original Link

[sonic-voices]

Visit Original Link

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

ten years ago today no one clapped.....