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you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!
click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"
click on the category list and click on feedback
now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes
viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine
i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea
by the way, tumblr has turned off asks on all of their staff blogs, so this is the only way to tell tumblr how you feel
here it is again because uh. seems relevant.
get off my dick
oh youre being funny? youre making fun of twitter? youre soooooooo fucking funny. youre copying their layout and trying to appeal to their usebase but youre gonna make fun of it? youre going to drive away your loyal userbase because you cant make money off them in the same way that you can the ex-twitter userbase? youre SO fucking funny. youre SO ironic. did you appeal to the 7 year old ipad babies? did you get the clicks on your ads that severely limit your scrolling time? do you feel better about yourselves? im driving to your houses.
Which of these would you rather see on your dash?
Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: š® ooh, that's cool š "they're free," hehe! 𤣠"16 cents," perfection!!
I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! š
Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:
š® ooh, that's cool š "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that
There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chaināit looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. š„
Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??
I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.
little comic based on the hc that his body changes each time he comes back,, this is for you anon
THAT HURT MY HEART ššš
fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call meĀ āsandwich builderā. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE
i am like. one of those ducks. i see ice water and i am also like HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
thank you for your time
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Help The Thing I Bought Didnāt Come With Instructions And I Canāt Be Left To My Own Devices Without Someone Telling Me A Plan Of Action
it has magnets on it and it made me happy and iām better now
Help The Thing I Bought Didnāt Come With Instructions And I Canāt Be Left To My Own Devices Without Someone Telling Me A Plan Of Action
Spam liking and following someone who just spam liked and followed you is like dogs sniffing each otherās assholes
i am a different person than who i was last year. my hair is longer and i cry less and i am stronger. i am a different person than who i was six months ago. i am free and different and am embracing change. i am a different person than who i was a month ago. i sit in the sunlight without worry and i donāt let things stick and i look up and smile. i am a different person than who i was last week. i explore more and look at the sky and laugh more. i am a different person than who i was yesterday. i let go and breathe. i am whole.
this post surprised no one ever
the way this post is making me foam at the mouthā¦..
iām scared that i donāt know what i should do on tumblrā¦. like every time i post i get nervous that itās gonna look like iām trying to be one kind of blogā¦ā¦
sometimes i just wanna post funny cat!!! or make art for things i like
what if iām expected to do one thing over the other?!?!?
anywayā¦
hereās something i made on splatoon 2 :)
Being a south park fan is just consistently putting myself through 20 minutes of the nastiest most unbearable shit Iāve ever watched because my little guys are there
thatās so real ššš