#(derogatory)

[sakurabraches]

when creating glinda i fear that gregory maguire and stephen schwartz and winnie holzman were messing with forces that they didn't understand because they accidentally created a character who was biochemically designed to make internet lesbians go feral over her. like they took a conventionally attractive white woman and gave her a regina george mean girl streak that she uses to homoerotically bully her female roommate whom she secretly finds attractive. but then her love wins out and she decides to give her roomie a sexually charged makeover and elevate elphaba into social acceptance. and it's slowly revealed that actually she's a sad lonely little freak who just wants to be loved :((( but no one loves the real her :(((. and even though she fucks up a lot everything she does is cuz she loves this girl so so much and her love for this girl makes her not a horrible person. but by the end she's the most powerful woman in oz or an extremely wealthy, attractive widow. glinda upland is to lesbians as kylo ren and draco malfoy are to straight women. we need to kill her

[thedaughterofkings]

Did Italy accidentally send their entry from 1977?

[micahrats]

Couldnt plug my charger in on the first try, this is my revenge

[pursuecrazylife]

What is the CDU's obsession with female voters and Habeck? First we get this...

(Translation: Should it be that female voters help political marriage imposter Robert Habeck into office and with it push Germany over the edge, we have to unofficially think about the female right to vote. And officially think about offering anti-emotional democracy lessons.)

and now this....

(Translation: Don't be fooled by the nice pictures, ladies and gentlemen. I'm especially speaking to the ladies and women here. The guy who sits in the kitchen in his undershirt may be sympathetic, but he knows nothing about economic policy)

Do they really think us females put a heart down on the ballot and vote for the hottest candidate without reading the political program?!

Maybe, Friedrich, it's because you worked together with the far-right political party, and believe rape doesn't exist in a marriage. That Habeck is hot is a bonus perk, not the reason, so many females are voting for him and not you.

[caskeullt]

im not gonna lie i was trying to draw the spine from memory and i got her COMPLETELY wrong😭

i swear i like lyle and sybil i am just. Going Through It

[nuevemeister]

Ok dude

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Me too, tbh.

[nerogore]

when i’m really upset i like to imagine dmc3 Dante beating the shit out of Netflix Dante (derogatory) and it makes me feel a little better

his Netflix Devil Trigger is so fucking ugly it genuinely makes me feel ill. where did his uniqueness go. the 2000s look? gone. his uncanny, evocative aura? gone.

like what