Ask AU Pillow!

This off-script AU contains the following : Suicide (possibly), death, gorey descriptions, cultist activity from the fluff, and syringes. Please, if you are not comfortable interating with a character/comfort character that is invovled in such subjects; there is no pressure, you do not need to interact. Pillow uses she/it!

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Huge Development! ; AU Reboot!

The roleplay-ers in the Off-Script AU have decided that this AU has gone too “off-script.” … In other words, the lore has gone off the rails and has trembled to chaos. So! We will be making a new Discord server, and assign a new cast! Please, feel free to hop into the Discord server to fulfil the role of any character. This time, we will be adding a limit(sorry pillow) to how many characters you can roleplay as. (~4 character maximum. It will depend on how well you fulfil the character’s role.)  The ask blog’s posts will remain here for historic record! You may look back on them. ^^ They are staying mostly because Pillow’s characteristics will remain the same. A pleasure to post, ~ Leaf.

[doyouwanttobeagod]

The new server! : https://discord.gg/gXU74egPF5

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

[ruthfully]

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

[lostwolfling]

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

[numberonetacostan]

shesabuggy

[doyouwanttobeagod]

WHAAT...

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[considernature]

IT GOES FULL CIRCLE

[answrs]

two merfolk swimming into a fancy party and upset the gender ratio: “well one of us is gonna have to change”

[punkitt-is-here]

phenomenon that i think is funny

[afeelgoodblog]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[shrewreadings]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[squidificati0n]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[communistkirby]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[dsudis]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!!

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Hey pillow, were you hoping for anyone to remember the past timelines? Orr?

HELL no. What I did back there was drop dead HORRENDOUS.

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Hello Pillow! Just a question, in this current timeline, what do you like the most? I can see you're recovering well so... I assume there are things you like, right?

I like... my old tea, my base... Uh... Hm.

I like Snowball and Barf Bag, umm.

There's supposed to be something else, isn't there? Someone?

[pankiepoo]

forgot to post this one on tumblr

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Are you okay, pillow?

Not *okay*.

I'm GETTING *okay.* Huge difference, but a RESPECTFUL difference. Wouldn't you agree?

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Backrooms anon again, how about entity? whats your favorite backrooms entity

Kitty. :)

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Is there anyone you dislike right now?

Nickel, Nickel, Nickel, oh, can't forget NICKEL, Nickel, Nickel, Nickel, and maaaybe Nickel? Not too sure about them. OH AND NICKEL FOR SURE.

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Whats your opinion on this timeline so far?

...

Actually? I like this one. Mostly because of personal healing. I'll protect this timeline, if anybody wants to hurt it and the people in it. ^^

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Well ello there pillow how ya doin

I’m doing as well as I can be! 75% good.

Not many people here except for Blackhole care enough to ask how people are doing… So thank you for asking.

[doyouwanttobeagod]

PILLOW DO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI.

Your urgency is concerning. So I made sure to wait an OBSURDLY LONG WHILE before answering. Just…to make you mad. :)

But yes I like speghetti.

[doyouwanttobeagod]

Pillow have you heard of the concept of the backrooms?

I’ve researched it a bit before all of… this… happened. Yes.

It was bizzaire how people could no-clip. No-clipping scared me more than the backrooms itself! Ha! I ended up researching no-clipping more than the real deal.

That void I was in could’ve been one of its layers! But we don’t know that.