I ate my doctor's degree

adult / trustworthy doctor :)

[dr-barbs]

One day people will know me for my tremendously long trout cannon! It shoots farther away than your puny little trout canons could ever dream of.

I will have a much greater effect on the trout population than you!

[dr-barbs]

I hope one day I can be involved in an experiment gone wrong which turns me into a wretched swamp creature and I get to live the rest of my days peacefully in a swamp. sighs

[pukicho]

Hey doctors, is it okay for me to never sleep and never go to bed and never feel rested and never feel content? Thank you, doc.

[dr-barbs]

Yes pukicho it's perfectly fine!! But watch out

[dr-barbs]

my homunculus told me it's okay for me to torture them

[dr-barbs]

"You are a war criminal and an enemy of god" let girls have fun for once omggg

[dr-barbs]

Having a homunculus is great! I can make them recite vines and tumblr posts and watch my enemies' mind crumble to atoms

[dr-barbs]

Besides being terrifying and slimy, I'm also a lovable girl

[dr-barbs]

You'll have a normal morning, an unproblematic normal morning. No controversies, no drama, no ethically questionable experiments about roped people on rails where you're forced into choosing which side a trolley would go to run over a lesser or bigger amount of people whose lives are probably unknown to you. Nooone of that, prommy :33

[dr-barbs]

heyyy please let me recode your DNA pretty please. I’ll make you have cool mutations. prommy👉👈

[dr-barbs]

yes it's important to leave compliments for artists and authors, but what about leaving nice comments on our experiments? like "wow your procedure is so scary and unethical" or "pretty please make me your next test subject". what happened to that?