piss hard, shit loud, safety third

he/him/il || hehe || Fr/Eng

[dr-carbomb]

i need to be put in a pressurized saltwater tank in a room with no light like a deep sea creature in a sci fi aquarium

[experiment41]

there's something so intimate about being 1 of just 2 people torrenting a file

[experiment41]

third guy started downloading something i thought just i & the one seeder wanted

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[maudit]

[profeminist]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, author of the amazing graphic novels Persepolis about living during the fundamentalist revolution in Iran in the 70’s and 80’s. She also created the animated movie based on the graphic novels, which is where these gifs come from.

Gifset source

[myspace]

Education Connection commercial (2008)

[ruinedchildhood]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[importantcatpics]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET GET THE FUCK UP YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET IT ISN’T FUCKING OVER DRAG YOUR CORPSE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO TOMORROW ONE DAY YOU WILL STOP SURVIVING AND START LIVING YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET.

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[weepingwidar]

Andrew J. Park (American, 1996) - Screen Sanctuary II (2026)

[oneheadtoanother]