2 birds with 1 stone (get it ? conjoined joke)

SCP roleplay account with two my SCP researcher ocs

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Doctor Oliver ████ Gemini

Security clearance: Level 2

Current occupation: assistant researcher, botanist, 'new recrute'

Site of operation: site ██, alongside Dr Oscar Gemini

Profile: Conjoined twin with Dr Oscar Gemini that has been mistaken for a subject of SCP ████ the " let's bloom together" flower. SCP ████ is a flower that reassembled an algamanation of mutated daisies found in a laboratory ████, ████, USA. The plant appeared to reproduce by fusing two living beings together and developing its seeds in the algamated area. Despite the situation, Dr Gemini and Gemini agreed to work alongside the SCP foundation, leading them to be employed.

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Doctor Oscar ████ Gemini

Security clearance: Level 2

Current occupation : assistant researcher, neurologist, 'new recrute'

Site of operation: site ██, alongside Dr Oliver Gemini

Profile: Conjoined twin with Dr Oliver Gemini that has been mistaken for a subject of SCP ████ the " let's bloom together" flower. SCP ████ is a flower that reassembled an algamanation of mutated daisies found in a laboratory ████, ████, USA. The plant appeared to reproduce by fusing two living beings together and developing its seeds in the algamated area. Despite the situation, Dr Gemini and Gemini agreed to work alongside the SCP foundation, leading them to be employed.

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( Admin here ! This is a roleplay account based on my characters posted on @whimsical-science

I can't wait to interact with other SCP Fans and tell a story with this blog,

Bye !)

[dr-gemini-x2]

Morning / afternoon, everyone

I did not die in any incident yet, and I decided to make it everyone's problems.

- Oscar ♊

[dr-novaetine]

Fuck I just took like…17 somethin Benadryl….nghhhh,..

[dr-gemini-x2]

Doctor ? Are you alright ?

Do.. do we need to bring you to a nurse or something ?

- Oliver ♊

[dr-novaetine]

I’m fine. Just….nghhh…head just hurts….

‘Least this damn stuff makes my head quiet….

[dr-gemini-x2]

Oliver ♊: A-are you sure ? You seem.. sick. And... It can be an overdose—

Oscar ♊: [whisper] Oliver. We don't know this man well. What if he is an asshole ?

Oliver ♊: [whisper] what if he need help ? It can go both ways..

[dr-novaetine]

Fuck I just took like…17 somethin Benadryl….nghhhh,..

[dr-gemini-x2]

Doctor ? Are you alright ?

Do.. do we need to bring you to a nurse or something ?

- Oliver ♊

[dr-gemini-x2]

Looks like the news goes around. Greetings from the VOSMP Doctors Gemini. It appears we are yet to meet, so let us properly introduce ourselves. We are the Void Office for Social Media Presence, a small branch of the Void. We are simply an observation and communication group, something akin to a subdepartment in the foundation. Furthermore, we have answered many questions already about what we are on this website. For any further questions we are yet to answer, feel free to contact us. You may encounter some of our people on the ground level; if they approach you, do not worry. We are yet to hurt anyone without a good reason. He hopes you enjoy whatever time it currently is for you. We look forward to futher communcations. Sincerely -"Lockbox" Order of 2, Ascended

Oscar Gemini ♊: Ah, so it's the said Void people, hein ? You guys have quite a reputation.

Oliver Gemini ♊: is it.. allowed to talk with them ? Should we tell a higher up ?

Oscar Gemini ♊: the heck do I know. As long as nobody dies it should be okay... Right ?

Oliver Gemini ♊:...

Oscar Gemini ♊: right ???

[dr-gemini-x2]

Well, i am sure your colleagues can tell you more about those people, after all they have been rather active around here in recent time, and seem to have given Agent Lament, A council member and a few more a good scare.

Oliver Gemini ♊: Oh— that sounds.. quite serious. I think it would be better if we ask more about it to our superiors

Oscar Gemini ♊: A council member ? Damn.

[dr-gemini-x2]

Have you both already made thr Aquitaine of one of those void people?

Oliver Gemini ♊: void people ?... Uh, no, I'm afraid.

Oscar Gemini ♊: is it an SCP we better not recognize? Like the bodies in the water or something ?

Oliver Gemini ♊: how is one made of void ? Nature doesn't like emptiness? We need matter to be 'creates'... Also I fail to see the link there, Oscar.

Oscar Gemini ♊: I fail to see the link between most things that happen in this goddamn foundation

[dr-gemini-x2]

Daily log 4 May - Oscar Gemini ♊

Hypothesis: what would happen if me or my brother wore the SCP 035 ?

I mean, technically it takes control of the body of whoever is wearing it — BUT we're conjoined twins. Two people control this body

Would one of us still be in control while the other is possessed ? Would the body rot and become unusable for it ?

I dunno

Food for thoughts

Added note: Oliver Gemini ♊

Please, don't give the higher-ups ideas :(

[glasscann0ns]

I think it might only take over one twin but not the other. You both have separate brains so if one puts it on the other will still have some control. Though the body is going to rot anyway so probably not for long

Though it might be interesting to see what happens if we put 035 on a pair thats conjoined at the head instead. As some twins conjoined at the head share some brain tissue.

This is all hypothetical though I won't approve of any experiments like this. I find experiments on twins to be very disturbing.

-Simon

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Oscar Gemini ♊: uh ? So it would be shitty for both parties - got it

I don't think it could be tested tho, conjoined twins are rare so I suppose a pair of D Class Conjoined twins is rarer...

Except if the foundation steals childrens

Oliver Gemini ♊: d—don't say that !

Oscar Gemini ♊: it's all an hypothesis, don't worry... Too much

[dr-gemini-x2]

Daily log 4 May - Oscar Gemini ♊

Hypothesis: what would happen if me or my brother wore the SCP 035 ?

I mean, technically it takes control of the body of whoever is wearing it — BUT we're conjoined twins. Two people control this body

Would one of us still be in control while the other is possessed ? Would the body rot and become unusable for it ?

I dunno

Food for thoughts

Added note: Oliver Gemini ♊

Please, don't give the higher-ups ideas :(

[dr-gemini-x2]

Researcher note - Oliver Gemini ♊

How do I recognize the difference between an actual procedure and a joke from a higher-up ?

Me and my sibling do not always have access to files due to our assistant researcher statues so we have to trust researchers with higher level of knowledge

And they sometimes prank us

[glasscann0ns]

I dont know :( like sometimes it's kinda obvious with body language or tone of voice but sometimes not so like

[dr-gemini-x2]

I know right ? Some of them are really good at pretending it's true ! I get fooled so often by them :(

- Oliver ♊

[glasscann0ns]

You learn to get better at identifying the jokes from fact as time gose on. But sometimes they still get ya. One of the minor cons of working here lol

[dr-gemini-x2]

That's reassuring in a way

Even if it still happens after a while — some actual procedures do sound peculiar

- Oliver Gemini ♊

[everyonesfavoritepsychologynerd]

If you ever want to verify joke from fact, you could always go to someone else first? Not Clef, Or kondraki, and no to god to any jewerly. and Iceberg can sometimes be unreliable, Gears is a good bet, ask him about procedure and He should give you an honest no-jokes answer

[dr-gemini-x2]

Oh..

usually I do ask superiors but I have to be more picky on who to trust

It's noted ! Verifying with researchers such as Dr Gears, got it

- Oliver ♊

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[everyonesfavoritepsychologynerd]

Deus ex Machina.....

[drgravessmorgue]

Floor sex....

Hmm

[cat-ln-the-void]

I got undead 😭😭😭 am i getting ripped apart by zombies or am i the undead one???

[issac-cross]

“Bomb-”

A distant explosion rattles the corridor. “CROSS, GET YOUR ███ CRAB OUT OF HERE!” Iceberg’s voice tears down the hallway.

Issac doesn’t look up from his mug. “It’s five inches, Iceberg,” he calls back, calmly.

“THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE A CLEAVER?!” Iceberg screams.

A second explosion goes off. Closer.

“OH MY GOD, WHY IS IT SO FAST?!” An orange blur skitters past the open doorway. Metal clangs. Something else explodes.

Issac takes a slow sip.

Places the mug down with a deliberate clink.

He sighs, before muttering “…Sebby.”

Another crash. A strangled yell.

Issac stands, smoothing down his lab coat like he’s about to attend a meeting rather than intervene in…whatever this is. He heads for the door.

[dr-gemini-x2]

Oliver ♊: Dick... girl?

Oscar ♊: does it means a trans women or a woman using a dick like a weapon ?

Oscar ♊: either way, it's REALLY specific

Oliver ♊: why nothing makes sense here ???

[dr-gemini-x2]

Researcher note - Oliver Gemini ♊

How do I recognize the difference between an actual procedure and a joke from a higher-up ?

Me and my sibling do not always have access to files due to our assistant researcher statues so we have to trust researchers with higher level of knowledge

And they sometimes prank us

[glasscann0ns]

I dont know :( like sometimes it's kinda obvious with body language or tone of voice but sometimes not so like

[dr-gemini-x2]

I know right ? Some of them are really good at pretending it's true ! I get fooled so often by them :(

- Oliver ♊

[glasscann0ns]

You learn to get better at identifying the jokes from fact as time gose on. But sometimes they still get ya. One of the minor cons of working here lol

[dr-gemini-x2]

That's reassuring in a way

Even if it still happens after a while — some actual procedures do sound peculiar

- Oliver Gemini ♊

[dr-gemini-x2]

Researcher note - Oliver Gemini ♊

How do I recognize the difference between an actual procedure and a joke from a higher-up ?

Me and my sibling do not always have access to files due to our assistant researcher statues so we have to trust researchers with higher level of knowledge

And they sometimes prank us

[glasscann0ns]

I dont know :( like sometimes it's kinda obvious with body language or tone of voice but sometimes not so like

[dr-gemini-x2]

I know right ? Some of them are really good at pretending it's true ! I get fooled so often by them :(

- Oliver ♊

[dr-gemini-x2]

Researcher note - Oliver Gemini ♊

How do I recognize the difference between an actual procedure and a joke from a higher-up ?

Me and my sibling do not always have access to files due to our assistant researcher statues so we have to trust researchers with higher level of knowledge

And they sometimes prank us

[dr-gemini-x2]

Log - Oscar ♊ - 29/04

Today was a plant day ( aka Oliver's work with a plant scp)

An older researcher looked at us and said " you two wouldn't survive one containment breach" and called it a 'joke'

I knooooow I should technically write a paper or declare the problem to a superior buuuut am I allowed to punch the bitch ?

Just this time ? In my defense, Oliver has been freaking out ever since that comment

[dr-gemini-x2]

Daily log - Oscar ♊ - 28/04

So... you're telling me that it's normal to see a guy surrounded by butterflies and a guy with 3 eyes having a sword fight ??

And they are both researchers ???

What's wrong with that place man—

[issac-cross]

“Yes, they are both senior researchers.”

A gunshot cracks from the break room. Issac doesn’t look up from his cup.

“Apparently more senior than me,” he says, taking a sip.

A dirty blonde man in his late 40s vaults across a table in a blur, disappearing through the doorway behind him. A heavy thud follows as someone hits the wall.

A green butterfly lands on the edge of Issac’s mug.

“Hmm,” Issac murmurs. “Interesting. You lasted longer this time.”

The butterfly flutters sharply.

“YOU-” Kondraki hisses, “DO SOMETHING-”

Clef’s grip tightens on his collar.

CRACK-

Kondraki headbutts Clef.

Clef staggers back, grinning through blood as it drips onto his reality anchor.

“Oh you-” he laughs. “That’s what you get for taking MY lunch.”

“IT WAS MY LUNCH-”

SCP-408 jolts upward on Issac’s mug.

“Technically,” Issac adds mildly, “it was Alto’s l-”

Kondraki snaps his head toward Issac, his icy glare cutting into him.

Clef lunges again.

Issac, turns and watches the fight over the rim of his mug.

“Ah,” he says. “Probably should stop this.”

Another loud impact from inside the room.

He takes another sip.

“Later.”

[dr-gemini-x2]

The pair of twins observed the scene, stunned and confused.

Oliver's eyes follow each movement of the battle, his worries becomes more obvious on his face as the fight goes on.

" So, I guess we should just sit there and watch" Oscar ♊ replied to the senior college who were casually sipping on his drink

" but Oscar—" uttered the other twin

" Dude, they are two guys with weapons and functioning bodies, we have in total 2 arms and 3 legs, we are *not* stopping anything" Oscar ♊ replied to his brother

When the senior doctor - Isaac - left the break room, Oscar gestured to him goodbye.

[dr-gemini-x2]

Daily log - Oscar ♊ - 28/04

So... you're telling me that it's normal to see a guy surrounded by butterflies and a guy with 3 eyes having a sword fight ??

And they are both researchers ???

What's wrong with that place man—

[butterflyenjoyer]

Jesus..

Are they having fun or actually fighting?

[dr-gemini-x2]

God I wish I knew—

They smirk at each other while fighting so I guess it's for fun ?

It also looks like a bad flirting scene from an action movie

- Oscar ♊