Gerge’s Blog

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They should make a bidet that squirts out cold pasteurized milk

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Q-tips should be bigger

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After my aunt died my uncle got her bitmoji tattooed on his arm and then Instagram started recommending that I follow her

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That moment when you’re a dumb idiot piece of crap ugly stupid moron freak dummy pig loser 😂😂😂

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When the lights started out 🌌🌠

they don't know what they heard 💕 🌟

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It’s been years in the making but I’m finally making one of my dreams come true. I just booked a tattoo artist for my 34th birthday to get a circa survive tattoo over my entire left thigh 😭

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I’m a geochemist ask me anything

[soulldiaries]

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Whenever you’re struggling with yourself, just remember that Jesus was a teenager too

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Oh my gosh I was just pre-approved for a Sam’s Club Mastercard how did I get so lucky 🙏😭

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How do you know what someone had for breakfast?

Don’t worry they’ll tell you 😂😂

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Oh my god I think I just hit Frankie Valli with my car

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DM me “dill” for a chance to earn a free cup of pretzel bites!!!

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Just took my first injection of Wegovy!! 💪

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Honestly thank GOD they added that “skip intro” button on streaming. Saves me a good 15 seconds of misery every time

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Just saw Jennifer Coolidge in another commercial 😂 boy is she a hoot!!!

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Hard to think outside the box when I’m always in it ☝️😔