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Just gonna shove shredded iceberg lettuce up my ass I don’t even care anymore

Sometimes when I put earbuds in my phone automatically starts playing Pacific Coast Party by Smash Mouth from my iTunes library

I’m outta touch

I’m outta love

I’ll pick you up when yor gettin down

And out of all these fings I’ve done

I fink I love you better now

Why do they put an apple in the pig’s mouth

Used to like to get the long chicken sandwich from Burger King when I was a kid

I get most of my fashion inspo from JLO tbh

Making 4th of July smash burger tacos for my kids Goldie, Rindi, and Bear

One time I walked into a souplantation to try it, but didn’t know how it worked and no one talked to me so I got scared and left

Wait what if I make a separate instagram account for my DOG! 😍😂

Are Hokas on sale

Yeah, my Duolingo mii isn’t taking this Cape Verde jersey off until it’s OVER

One time I ran with the bulls in pamplona but I lost

My kids were being extra rambunctious so I gave them gummy edibles and WOW why didn’t anyone tell me to do this sooner

Ariana Grande is my cyborg second half and she can detect me at all times because of the pendant necklace that I wear

Do people even go down water slides anymore

Kind of want to walk around Mervyn's at the mall

In third grade this new kid named Miguel came to my school. He would flip his eyelids inside out. I wonder what he’s up to now

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