Dr. Harriet Amy Murphy (oc blog!!)

Just for your Information, this was not made by will. I was forced into this. well..ask me questions, I suppose. refrain from asking silly stuff. *⁠.⁠✧ (do not refrain from asking any silly stuff)

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

Hello..yes. Uh. How do I say this? I was forced into making this for reasons unknown to me. Just..ask me whatever you like, as long as it is not stupid. Thank you.

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- She/her

- level 4 clearance

- I work at site-123 as security director, do also move around occasionally though

- happily married, surprisingly

- straight..? I never looked into it too much.

- 40 going on 41 this year.

- my birthday is the 24th of december, by the way.

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(owned by @concrete-eating-crow, btw :3)

(more info is also available on my main heheeeeeehejsj)

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

congrats on your return!

I'm going to harass you again now.

-@dr-pockets

"And for just a second I had thought you had gotten less insufferable."

...

"I suppose not."

[dr-pockets]

you think too highly of me

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

"I realised that."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

congrats on your return!

I'm going to harass you again now.

-@dr-pockets

"And for just a second I had thought you had gotten less insufferable."

...

"I suppose not."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

you haven't been around for a hot minute. after!

look Murphy, I'm gay now!

-@dr-pockets

*Murphy is leaning on her cane heavily, panting as she stares at pockets with a newfound terror in her eyes. There is dirt speckled across her disheveled suit and a shovel is visible behind her.*

"ah- that is..that is amazing. Yes. Hello."

*You get a feeling that Murphy has just climbed out of a grave.*

[dr-pockets]

Murphy that suspicious soil on your face isn't rainbow coloured. it's pride month, clean yourself up and stick on at least something rainbow.

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

"Ohhh right. Oh dear."

*A few minutes later Murphy reappears, waving a progressive gay flag humbly. Her cane is now gay.*

"there we go. All done."

[dr-pockets]

good. here at the Foundation, the only thing we are guilty of is rainbow capitalism. that's it. the only thing we are ever guilty of and have ever been guilty of.

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

"Right? What murder?"

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

you haven't been around for a hot minute. after!

look Murphy, I'm gay now!

-@dr-pockets

*Murphy is leaning on her cane heavily, panting as she stares at pockets with a newfound terror in her eyes. There is dirt speckled across her disheveled suit and a shovel is visible behind her.*

"ah- that is..that is amazing. Yes. Hello."

*You get a feeling that Murphy has just climbed out of a grave.*

[dr-pockets]

Murphy that suspicious soil on your face isn't rainbow coloured. it's pride month, clean yourself up and stick on at least something rainbow.

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

"Ohhh right. Oh dear."

*A few minutes later Murphy reappears, waving a progressive gay flag humbly. Her cane is now gay.*

"there we go. All done."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

also hi, it has been a while.

- Dir jan k

"Hello indeed. You are one of the only people that I can stand around here."

*Murphy gives a short, sharp nod*

(unironically, I love this dude)

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

are you a majonez enjoyer?

did you know that winogrona czerwone 40% taniej?

"I do enjoy mayonnaise. And no, I did not know."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

renovated the marine biology dpt to be bigger and now we have too many fish. I humbly invite you to a fun fish dish night at site-107. feel free to throw away this invitation

- Dir jan k

"Oh? Fish? Hmmm.."

*Murphy pauses, thinking for a minute.*

"if you are able to guarantee that no one will tamper with the food, I shall come."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

Murphy.... it has been too long......

"That image conveys how I currently feel perfectly."

*she is now clean. She does not look any less traumatised, though.*

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

you haven't been around for a hot minute. after!

look Murphy, I'm gay now!

-@dr-pockets

*Murphy is leaning on her cane heavily, panting as she stares at pockets with a newfound terror in her eyes. There is dirt speckled across her disheveled suit and a shovel is visible behind her.*

"ah- that is..that is amazing. Yes. Hello."

*You get a feeling that Murphy has just climbed out of a grave.*

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

consider this a threat

-Dr Pockets

"What. The. Fuck."

....

"you are so lucky I do not use my androids for malicious intent."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

Murphy help me revise for my exams 🥀

"If you do not revise I will send a high frequency robot to bother you."

..

"okay, actually, try to at least take some small breaks in-between revising. You can manage, trust me."

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

oh hello there! you must be the person the uhm... future me, I guess? the one he keeps going on about! well, hello! there was [something something time travel portal machine or some shit idk I can't be arsed to write good lore rn] and now I'm here! I look forward to our acquaintanceship, then!

-@brianpockets (aka young Pockets)

"Uh. Uhhhhmmmm. Okay. Hello? How exactly did you get hereeeee...? This is a strictly patrolled zone..."

...

"can you..go back? Please?"

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

*grabs your access card.*

*bites it.*

*gives it back.*

"Hey-!"

...

"..what? Huh? What was that for..? Was that supposed to..break it?? It did not work- you realise that, right?"

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

it's so fucking hot where I am I'm actually fucking melting oughh

it's 28°C (82.4°F) but it's THE FIRST OF MAY. we're barely out of April into summer temperatures I can't do this bro Murphy gimme something to get me through this 💀

"Ohhh god I hate the summer just as much as you do. Warm temperatures. Hrrgh. No thank you."

...

"uhhhh....I meannnnn...I could potentially try to reprogram one of my androids to have a fan..? Would you like an android with a built in fan?? Is that something people would dig??"

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

I know rudifychchkchtusrusruariwykeykdhkchlchkdtjahoohaahooo haaa hh hgsgkxdgiatjx jjdgasitjg hooooooxgixgixgibzfj gjztuxgimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrajdtkxtxti

:D

"...I am going to assume you know..?"

[dr-harriet-amy-murphy]

jimmy jumpstyle

"Jimmy jumpstyle..?? Is that not some sort of dancing style? And why Jimmy? Is Jimmy someone I should be concerned about?"