Alex Karev, M.D.

Alex Karev, Peds Fellow at Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital. Brother to Amber Karev, Engaged to Jo Wilson.

[surgeonjo]

Like what?

Mm, I knew you were all talk.

[dr-karevil]

You know like what. But I can resist.

You just started. Go on a little, then I'll give you a massage.

[dr-karevil]

Text ✉ Alex & Meredith

Mer: Whoops, wrong number.

Mer: Kidding. Of course it's you.

Mer: Jo. Derek wanted her.

Mer: You're just saying that because you want a god child.

Alex: Ha ha.

Alex: Uh, well, I'm a little surprised you would trust me with your kid.

Alex: Oh God, Jo and me, that can only end badly.

Alex: Well duh, nobody ever picked me as a godparent before. Make sure I'll get to be one.

[surgeonjo]

I would never try to do something like that.

Flattery will get you everywhere, and yes, I think it’s only fair.

[dr-karevil]

Stop looking at me like that.

You just go on a little more.

[the-anatomy-of-greys]

[dr-karevil]

Text ✉ Alex & Meredith

Mer: Guess what?

Mer: Derek and I each chose a godparent for the fetus, and I chose you.

Mer: If it lives that long. Who knows. I have horrible luck.

Alex: Me? Are you serious?

Alex: And who's my future co-parent if you two croak?

Alex: I'd say two miscarriages is enough for a lifetime. If Yang can have a kid, so can you.

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[dr-karevil]

She said something about giving DeBamble the baby and running away. Nope, definitely not gonna support that. Well, I don’t want to either. She’s freakin 18, I’m sure she knows all that crap… And that douche is a doctor- God Jo, now I feel sick again.

[surgeonjo]

Well, if that’s what she wants, you have to. Yeah, I’m sure she does too, but what if she doesn’t, and ends up pregnant?

[dr-karevil]

Are you serious? You want me to support her with abandoning her baby?

Ha ha, very funny. You know as well as me that with the chemo- oh crap. [suddenly his face falls] She most likely won't ever have kids- if she makes it through the cancer...

[dr-karevil]

Bathtub, last offer.

[moans lightly as Jo starts massaging him] Uhhh that feels good. Why the hell did I never make you do this before?

[surgeonjo]

Fine, better than nothing, I suppose. [smirks, rubbing his shoulders] You did, I just never agreed to it.

[dr-karevil]

Don't even try to seduce me while we're in the kitchen or something. [enjoys the massage] You should've. You're freakin' great at this. So great I feel like I should return the favour.

[kepnerrrd]

character tropes: Jo Wilson

[nursehallieroberts]

This constant being sick is really making me hate my job.

[dr-karevil]

See, better than hurting boobs.

Okay. But you’re gonna keep the baby, huh? You didn’t say anything about abortion.

[nursehallieroberts]

Yeah, I guess.

I don’t know.  It’d be better aborting it than abandoning it.

[dr-karevil]

Don't make me play the optimistic one. You know I suck at it.

I'd say so. Look, whatever you wanna do, I've got your back.

[nursehallieroberts]

This constant being sick is really making me hate my job.

[dr-karevil]

You love screwing.

Dude’s not going anywhere. He looks like a freakin puppy, not a clue what to do. It’s almost sickening. Stop pushing him away.

[nursehallieroberts]

I do love screwing.

Alex, I can’t.

[dr-karevil]

See, better than hurting boobs.

Okay. But you're gonna keep the baby, huh? You didn't say anything about abortion.

[nursehallieroberts]

This constant being sick is really making me hate my job.

[dr-karevil]

That goes away. And then comes the phase where you wanna screw everything that walks by.

Whatever- it’s not like I care. Are you still avoiding him? Cos he wants to be there for you, you know.

[nursehallieroberts]

Oh that’s gonna be so much fun.

…What do you expect?

[dr-karevil]

You love screwing.

Dude's not going anywhere. He looks like a freakin puppy, not a clue what to do. It's almost sickening. Stop pushing him away.

[shesamarshmallow]

[nursehallieroberts]

This constant being sick is really making me hate my job.

[dr-karevil]

How’re you doin? Heard that you told DeBamble.

[nursehallieroberts]

I feel like crap.  My boobs hurt.  That’s not his name idiot.

[dr-karevil]

That goes away. And then comes the phase where you wanna screw everything that walks by.

Whatever- it's not like I care. Are you still avoiding him? Cos he wants to be there for you, you know.

[nursehallieroberts]

This constant being sick is really making me hate my job.

[dr-karevil]

Don’t puke on me.

[nursehallieroberts]

Funny. Jackass.

[dr-karevil]

How're you doin? Heard that you told DeBamble.

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[dr-karevil]

No, not that. She’s been abandoned by her father, and you by your mother. You both know how crappy that is. Would you give your kid away?

Why do I gotta do that? Can’t you do that, as her future sister-in-law or whatever? You’re a chick, and she’s a chick- and I don’t wanna have that talk with her…

[surgeonjo]

No, but I can’t speak for Hallie, and if that’s what she wants to do, you have to support her.

I could, but I really, really don’t want to.

[dr-karevil]

She said something about giving DeBamble the baby and running away. Nope, definitely not gonna support that. Well, I don't want to either. She's freakin 18, I'm sure she knows all that crap... And that douche is a doctor- God Jo, now I feel sick again.

[dr-karevil]

I’ll take that as a compliment, Wilson.

We’ve been in the ring. In the safe ring. God, I know you like it a little wild, but what if something happens?

What can I say? I want my massage. 

[surgeonjo]

Good, because I rarely give them, so remember this one. The safe ring is exactly that. Safe. And I’m tired of safe, I want exciting.

Yeah, yeah. Shut up and come here.

[dr-karevil]

Bathtub, last offer.

[moans lightly as Jo starts massaging him] Uhhh that feels good. Why the hell did I never make you do this before?

[doctorgreys-deactivated20220503]

[surgeonjo]

Well, we’re getting married, and she’s not even dating Robbie. Bit of a difference.

Stop being so dramatic. Seriously though, talk to her. Make sure she’s being…safe.

[dr-karevil]

No, not that. She's been abandoned by her father, and you by your mother. You both know how crappy that is. Would you give your kid away?

Why do I gotta do that? Can't you do that, as her future sister-in-law or whatever? You're a chick, and she's a chick- and I don't wanna have that talk with her...