God I just. Really love having pets. These tiny, stupid little creatures are truly a joy and it baffles me that there are people out there who don’t like them.
You don’t have a small mammal or a freaky little reptile staring at you with its big ol’ eyes when you walk in the room? You don’t have a cat that tries to eat your food? How do you even LIVE it’s like a house without plumbing














