Current Pet List;

• Ball pythons: - X23: Female chocolate pinstripe ball python - Polaroid: Female pastel hypo ball python - Anthea: Female calico ball python - Olympia: Female cinnamon ball python - Enchilada: Female enchi 100% het pied bp - Dapple: Female leopard ball python - Autumn: Female phantom leopard ball python - Toasted Marshmallow: Male banana butter bp - Patches: Male piebald ball python - Pistachio: Male enchi hypo ball python - Mocha Latte: Male mocha ball python - Sus: Male albino ball python • Leopard geckos: - Evander - Peeve - Tangie - Flame Thrower • Other: - Obsidian: male MBK - Jimin: Female dumerils boa

[zooophagous]

God I just. Really love having pets. These tiny, stupid little creatures are truly a joy and it baffles me that there are people out there who don’t like them.

You don’t have a small mammal or a freaky little reptile staring at you with its big ol’ eyes when you walk in the room? You don’t have a cat that tries to eat your food? How do you even LIVE it’s like a house without plumbing

[meta-child]

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

[blu-thoth]

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is the ammount is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and sulfur. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos. As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them. TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

[lotolle]

Thank you so much person. 

[that-twink-over-there]

Reminder: Anti-vaxxers are morons who don’t understand immunology, biology, or chemisty. Not only that, but they’re arrogant enough to think they know more than actual scientists, and are willing to bet their childrens’ lives on that

[such-justice-wow]

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

[such-justice-wow]

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

[cardboard-puppy]

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

[natysadventureblog]

[wheremyscalesslither]

Harvey is dead and everything is worse now

If i have EVER helped you ,if you have enjoyed my posts either informational, silly, or beautiful PLEASE take a pause to read this and lend a hand.

Hey all… i have a really odd request. As you may or may not know, my beloved texas rat snake died last night. It has always been my dream to have her skeleton articulated for display. To get this done professionally, it going to cost about $800+shipping both ways.

So i am begging you PLEASE help me out. Even if you only donate a dollar that helps.

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8aqorGIeuc

[adorablesnakes]

This person has done so much for the reptiblr community and is always helping everyone with any issues. Please consider chipping in ❤️🐍

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[myreptiles]

I’m American, I’ve been American my whole life, and I don’t even know what “8/7c” means

[sweet-slither-friend]

[sweet-slither-friend]

Handsome man

[protectts-deactivated20210217]

[zooophagous]

The Snake and the Skull

The Black Mirror

Cordial posed very patiently today. He’s really tamed down into a very sweet snake. Don’t tell the others but he might be my favorite.

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

small………………….

[jacqcrisis]

Good God, Solaire is beautiful. I can’t get over her colors <3 <3 <3

[melaphantastic]

[fiantodurri]

i will reblog this 365 days a year

[becauseicannibal]

This is my favorite post on Tumblr, and I have only said that about one post on Tumblr.  It’s this one.

[righterwriter]

I connect with Prancer on a deep emotional level

[punch-a-your-buns]

Dancer is me, Dancer will always be me.

[mama-green]

i am one with blitzen

[aph-lithuania]

do they all have poo brain

[targetdemographic]

I feel Donner on a spiritual level

[hearts-of-fire]

Prancer. Always prancer

[myreptiles]

Honestly I feel like Rudolph. Constantly spinning in circles with a “wtf is going on” face

[tailsandco]

she’s just the cutest fucking thing there’s no argument

[morgology]

don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes

[sushinfood]

this is the purest meme to ever hit and i’m so glad

[fbwzoo]

Day 36.

We’re getting so close!! The first megalopa has taken a shell and climbed out of the water onto a rock!! I am so ridiculously excited!!! The final stage to becoming a fully formed hermit crab…

Hey, if you like hermit crabs, check out this blog! Mary is currently making her second (or third?) attempt at raising land hermit crabs from eggs. This is an extremely difficult process and it isn’t well understood yet. There have been less than 10 people worldwide that have managed to raise zoea all the way to land. The breeding isn’t the hard part - you just need a good set up, good food, and old enough crabs. But getting those eggs hatched in salt water & then actually raising the babies takes a TON of time & effort! The whole Facebook group has been avidly watching and reading her updates and celebrating every new day with her. ♥ We’re so excited that the first one has gotten into a shell!!

[tailsandco]

don’t u wish ur snakes were orange like me