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This house is freezing.
Who's screwing around with the thermostat?
This is heaven
Sounds like a plan….Scumbag has been removed from the team- correct?
From the company.
Good.Â
This is heaven
I see…Have you figured out when you’ll be working again?
I’ll probably try and head in next week too… It’ll be boring around the house with the contractors gone and you back at work.
Sounds like a plan....Scumbag has been removed from the team- correct?
This is heaven
Yes sir, we will. Where are you? And when are you heading back?
I stopped in at the office to check in on everybody… Might not be working, but I’m still responsible for making sure everything gets done… I shouldn’t be too long.
I see...Have you figured out when you'll be working again?
This is heaven
Next week.
Well… We’ll just have to make the most of whats left of this week.
Yes sir, we will. Where are you? And when are you heading back?
This is heaven
Hot bath, a book and some juice because it is ill advised to have wine when you’re sick…but I’m almost better so that is a plus.
I’m glad you’re at least feeling up to that now babe… When do you go back to work?
Next week.
This is heaven
Hot bath, a book and some juice because it is ill advised to have wine when you're sick...but I'm almost better so that is a plus.
Alright
We've moved forward with being able to stand up without my head exploding...How is everyone?
My leg hurts like crazy..
What happened to it?
You’re lucky that if I move right now, my head will fall off.
Maybe when neither of us are on the edge of death, we can hug.
I can handle that.
Wouldn’t be the first time. And not something that I’m not used to.
I think I’m going to pass.
I’ll get you somehow.
I’m locking the bathroom door as we speak :P
You're lucky that if I move right now, my head will fall off.
Wouldn’t be the first time. And not something that I’m not used to.
I think I’m going to pass.
I'll get you somehow.
Language please. And no, I trust you. Make sure you keep it clean while it heals. And come give me a hug.
Okay. And I don’t hug people. Even when I’m not sick.
Yeah but I’m your mother and a hug once in a while won’t hurt anything. I’ll let you off the hook for the about a week of no hugging.
I might vomit on you.
Wouldn't be the first time. And not something that I'm not used to.
Language please. And no, I trust you. Make sure you keep it clean while it heals. And come give me a hug.
Okay. And I don’t hug people. Even when I’m not sick.
Yeah but I'm your mother and a hug once in a while won't hurt anything. I'll let you off the hook for the about a week of no hugging.
Two weeks. And the belly button ring comes out. If you want to get it. Again you need to wait until you’re 18 and I would not be upset if you kept that bit of information away from me.
Fine. I’ll take the damned thing out. Do you want to watch me, or do you trust me?
Language please. And no, I trust you. Make sure you keep it clean while it heals. And come give me a hug.
I dont want you to lose your personality. Just…yes…see where I’m coming from. I promise that the rules and the standards aren’t to make you miserable….
Alright. So how long am I grounded?
Two weeks. And the belly button ring comes out. If you want to get it. Again you need to wait until you're 18 and I would not be upset if you kept that bit of information away from me.