welcome to the jesterâs writing blog (info under cut)
im your court jester and i will write for you
about this blog:
i will take requests and write whatever yall so desire!! usually in the form of a short drabble or headcanons! just specify :3
this is based around honkai star rail and genshin (despite the aha theme), and i will be using characters from those medias
this is a sfw blog only!!!
i wont be using any fancy aesthetic fonts or colors or gifs (outside of defaults) because 1. takes too long and 2. i cant read it most of the time
about me:
im a minor, any pronouns and you can just call me âdrabbleâ or âjesterâ or any combo of the two (say it like youre a king speaking to their lowly fool for full effect)
i have been an angst/whump and horror writer for many many years, and a fluff writer of slightly less years
i made this blog on a whim. its not gonna be too serious LOL
byi/request:
NO nsfw allowed by any means!! none!!!
iâll write anything :3 family relationships (child!reader, sibling!reader, etc), platonic relationships (friend!reader, etc), and romantic relationships (x reader, etc)
iâll write any character! archons, aeons, playable, npc, unreleased, etc. i CANNOT guarantee that i know a lot about the characters though since i have a select few faves
please specify what you request! what gender reader, any hcs, etc etc. also the format! whether you want it in a bulleted headcanon list, a short story, the characterâs pov (like the character writing a letter or a poem), etc etc.
no weird asks this is very explanatory. have some mercy
i might take a bit to respond because im very busy and i have GNARLY motivation fluctuations
I haven't finished the fontaine archon quest yet either tbh and now apparently we're getting a MAP FOR THE WHOLE DANG MOON??? LIKE HELLO??
I don't know if you've done the nod krai quest yet but there's a new quest for that too
MY LIEGE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE MOON. THE MOON? THE THING THAT GRU STOLE?????? THE ACTUAL MOON? next thing u know Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail fame is gonna be hanging out with us
hello my lieges!!! i ate an oil pastel.on accident. anywyas feel free to send the litle fool(me) some yummy little asks! preferably not oil pastel flavored !!!
I was wondering if I could request Jiaoqiu and Dan Heng (separately ofc) x reader where they get a tuskpir to help them sleep? And the reader starts to feel a little bit jealous because they cuddle tuskpir instead of them? The reader tries to hide it because they know it's silly to feel that way, but it's pretty evident that they are a bit upset.
Please and thank you!
ME, MY BOYFRIEND, AND HIS DINGY LITTLE TUSKPIR
requested by: anon!!
pairings: dan heng, jiaoqiu x gn!reader
content warnings: none!!!
comments: honk shii mimimi, the creature. also thank u lieges.. for patience.. i am eternaly greatfulâŠ. aauahehehe
DAN HENG:
youâre happy at first! he gets restful sleep, and you get peace of mind. beautiful combo! he is burying his face in its little tummy and snoozing away.
BUT. đ„ he ends up getting just a liiiiittle carried away. almost every night he winds up with the tuskpir in his arms instead of you!!
even in his sleep he sometimes kicks you away and mumbles something like âhnggnnnmhnâ which is usual for him, but still sucks.
you end up confronting him about it like itâs a dead serious manner, and both of you wind up having the discussion over some coffee. with the tuskpir under the table
âit helps me sleep.â âJUST LOOK AT ITâ (snzzzz snooo snork hhhonk)
both of you wind up coming to a consensus of SHARING the tuskpir, as well as swapping it out. dan hengâs calendar now has a schedule about who sleeps with the tuskpir and when
the tuskpir doesnt care. its sleepy all the time either way
but sometimes now you get to wake up to not only dan heng in your arms- the tuskpir there too! best of both worlds!
JIAOQIU:
of course heâs having nightmares. so his best solution? surprisingly not peppers! instead, he chose a dinky little tubby pink thing to nap with. instead of you.
ooooh how you LOATHE that thing. how come little pinkie gets to bury its face in his tail. that should be YOU!!!!
youâre practically snarling and weeping and writhing around in pure raw jealousy. RAAH THAT SHOULD BE YOU!!!
however, you spare the tuskpir because its empty little head doesnât know better. but aeons help you if you show it affection(never)
HOWEVER, jiaoqiu is soon confronted by your pleas to stop cuddling little pinkie and to cuddle YOU!!!! and he giggles. in your face. GRRR!!!
he also works out (somewhat) of a schedule with you, and ends up deciding that schedules are stupid, and you can all sleep together as a happy little family.
SO the following night, you wind up pretty much locked in his arms. and little pinkie somewhere on top of the both of you. i mean, itâs comfortable? at least?
bonus. he gives tuskpir a spicy pepper like how people give their pets lemons. the reaction is hilarious
the guillotine could not stop me my lieges. i am back
my sanity grows once moreâŠ. requests are open and HOPEFULLY i will be able to get to them this timeâŠ
to the LOVELY lieges who have sent me a request in uuuuuuhhhjg(checks back of hand)⊠novemberâŠâŠ.. i apolochise but i HAVE maybe deleted them. for clarity of mind
HELLO MY LIEGES! apolocheese for the absence my house caught on fire BUT we are very well!!!! everyone is safe and sound <3 hopefully when i calm down i can resume my nefarious writings heehee
Dan Heng, Sampo, Gepard, Ratio and Mr Reca react that reader has a chaotic little sister like Klee from genshin impact
how VARIOUS HSR GUYS would react to your SUPER COOL BUT MILDLY INSANE LITTLE SISTER!!
requested by: gachaclubideas !!
pairings: dan heng, sampo, gepard, ratio, and mr reca & gn!reader and little sister :3
content warnings: none!!
comments: the first post after brief hiatus is chaotic.. as god intended<3
GEPARD:
ouuh he LOVES her!!! doesnât like how crazy she is though. but still loves her
goes and pinches her cheeks like a grandma and gets scared because she growled at him (âwhys she in timeout?â âbecause she growled at meâ reference)
tells her some lovely stories about all of his cool adventures only to find out that she REALLY wants to go on those adventures too
you just kinda laugh it off until she comes back with a diy cardboard suit of armor just like gepardsâŠ. okay now youre debating on letting her go or not
gepard just sits her down and talks about it, telling her why she cant go on Death Expedition Number Three Thousand. she gets upset so he bakes her some cookies or fixes her a snack. hurray! peace restored <3
SAMPO:
and unlike gepard, he will HAPPILY treat her to crazy explorations and little âquestsâ he makes up.
theyâre either just a way to get your sister to do work for him OR genuinely for fun. no matter what, he makes sure that sheâs safe and sound and tucked into bed at 9 pm
constantly talks to you about how GREAT of a fool she would grow up to be.. indoctrinating elation early. heâs good at it too⊠youâre a bit worried that sheâs going to end up even crazier if she does wind up to be a fool
eeeeeh but she knocks out too early to do anything TOO crazy. nearly 99% of the time after sampo and her come back from their adventures, shes knocked out on his shoulder FAST asleep.
at least you can sleep at night knowing mr cold feet has your little sister in (somewhat) good hands, albeit probably a terrible influence on her.
DAN HENG:
heâs scared. heâs genuinely scared at first. itâs like having a miniature and even WORSE version of caelus or stelle in the express
and heâs vowed to never let her end up like those little trash-eating baseball-wielding raccoon dweebs⊠so the first thing he does is teach her some manners!
they have a LOT of tea parties, and he uses it as an excuse to teach her basic manners and polite words. and she does learn well!
sadly it comes at the cost of him coming out of the room in a pretty pink dress and makeup and so much glitter. heâs even got stickers on his tail that he canât reach far enough to get off
you and march take SO many photos. damn the lessons, you just think its funny that he comes out as a new princess every time
DR. RATIO:
he also tries the approach that dan heng has, aka teaching her some manners and such. she learns well from him, but constantly calls him a cranky old man. much to your amusement
he gets annoyed and overwhelmed by her very very easily, so its hardly 10 minutes before heâs handing her off to you again.
donât get me wrong, he doesnât think that sheâs a lost cause or anything. he just doesnât do too well with hyper kids, and doesnât really know how to fix that
he tries a new method, bribery! giving her a small piece of fruit every time she gets a question right. which goes very well! at first!
eventually your little sister is begging to go to ratio because he has yummy fruits, and ratio is begging you to NOT hand her over because she will terrorize him (you hand her over)
MR. RECA:
dear GOD he loves her. adores her so much. kisses her cheeks and pats her head so very much its like he was MADE to work with kids
his energy and her energy work surprisingly well together? much more than you expected. heâs frantically taking photos of her in cute little outfits and in the most insane voice hes like âyes.. YES.. MY LITTLE ACTRESS!! MY DARLING SUPERSTAR!!! YOUâLL CRUSH THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!!!â
itâs kinda concerning now that you think about it because they enable each other SO hard. theyâre both hyper maniacs who love doing things! which is cute until you think about it for more than 3 seconds
she gets to feature in so so many productions (with your consent), even playing a major role as a super cool villain. she loves it so much that she refuses to get rid of the costume, which now sits proudly in her closet
after each film, he showers her with love and praise and treats her to a little bit of ice cream. you lecture reca about sugar, and he winds up going the veggie route. your baby sister now refuses to work with him </3
my lieges my DEAR LIEGES i have been SO SO VERY BUSY!!!! your beloved little fool got a concussion and is STILL recovering + making up schoolwork⊠please do have mercy on my poor silly soulâŠ. prompts shall continue soon i promise my liegesâŠ
