Shei, Yellena and Cho were having their usual girl night in on a Friday. Cup noodles, cheap beer and gossip did the trick as usual, as they were gathered on Yellena's couch and carpet, talking obvious stuff: Monsta X. Being part of their make-up, hair and clothes team made it the perfect art frame for the three of them to discuss every side that there could have been seen on the seven mens' bodies.
'So I think IM has really wide shoulders, although they hardly show it on TV and they won't let me dress him in more fitted clothes.' Says Cho, hitting the trashcan with a candy wrapper, the hard bombonne making small sounds as it bounced off from her teeth to her cheeks.
'Hmm. Kihyun and Wonho have the most perfect skin textures. Minhyuk doesn't know how to keep still tho!" Yellena was complaining about the usually childish behaviour of him. Putting make up on fast is hard. Putting it on fast while the subject is moving makes it even more complicated.
'He does stay still when I fix his hair.' Shei took a sip of her beer. 'And Hyungwon has this habit of never taking his eyes off of his reflexion.' The woman with split both black and blonde dyed hair confessed.
'Right?' Yellena stood up straight, all the girls starting to laugh simultaneously.
'Marry, fuck, kill; Yellena you go first!' Knowing about her obvious crush on Wonho made this game so much more interesting and nerve wracking for her. Although she was a grown ass woman, independent, ready to take on anyone (and quite literally, this girl knew how to fight), but couldn't help herself around him. Her ribcage would just explode, her cheeks would turn red and her words would slurr all the way, like she would be a babbling baby.
'Excuse me? Uhm... Marry Wonho...' She was avoiding eye contact at all costs, but that didn't stop the other two females from whistling and laughing at her, ultimately making the bubblegum haired girl giggle too. 'Shush, you bitches... Let's see! Fuck Hyungwon, cuz he is a tall tree and standing up 69 is out there for me...' She stopped for a second, seeing Shei almost spit her drink out and Cho choke on her candy. 'And kill little baby Minhyuk. I love him, but... I can do without him in this case! Shei, you go next!'
'Ok, marry Minhyuk.' She lifted a finger when she saw Yellena roll her eyes at the back of her head. 'Just imagine. A great father, could take care of the kids and offer great entertainment when I would obviously be out of ideas!'
'You do have a point! That's right!' They thought.
'Fuck... Either Wonho or Shownu. Shownu has to have like a... Darker side to him, you know what I mean? Like his moans must be something; or Wonho because... Well, you can almost look through me while he could turn my body into a pretzel if he wanted to!' Shei barely managed to say, between stopping to laugh or stifle it.' And kill... Maybe Kihyun? Like don't get me wrong, but sometimes he would really annoy me, being such a clean freak. No offense Yellena! 'She took a look around, seeing how clean, centimeter-arranged would be her apartment.
'No worries, I'll behead you in your sleep!' Yellena replied nonchalantly. 'Cho, stop sucking on that lollipop like it's Jooheon's dick!'
Cho sent her a death glare, before resuming to suck on her lollipop, not breaking eye contact with Yellena.
'Ew! You're so gay sometimes.'
'Maybe, but not for you!' She got her joke revenge.
'It's OK, the burn will go away in time!' Shei tried to soothe a pretending to be dead Yellena.
'Ok, marry Joohoney, fuck Kihyun because those high notes are definitely a blessing and kill... Minhyuk, because hating on cucumbers is borderline weird!'
'Yo, I don't like them either!' Shei through a pillow at her, almost sending her lollipop down her throat.
'You're borderline weird as well!' Cho, the Chinese beauty from fashion department, tried her best to contain her laughter.
And so, their usual Friday night was consumed in various conversations about Wonho's ass, how random Jackson from GOT7 can be and other talks about how they are plotting to one day become the heads of their each department.