grumpnikrps

i'm nik or nikki. this is an rp blog. i make gifs when the mood strikes me. she/her, pisces, infp-t (mediator), neutral good, phlegmatic. BEWARE OF SPOILERS & NSFW CONTENT!!

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  i.  camden elias stone.  thirty-two.  thriller.  pro poker player.  michael b. jordan 1.

 ii. ivan david crawford.  twenty-four.  comedy.  drug dealer (sorta) & uber driver. ansel elgort.

iii. samuel reginald fischer.  thirty-four.  drama.  hs english teacher.  jake gyllenhaal.

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ok, i’m overwhelmed but i can do this.  that’s what i get for having 2 faces and no plots ready for them.  anyway, i don’t feel like making graphics, so i’m just gonna post below what i need and if you have someone that fits, my discord is: nikki#3925

ivan d. crawford, 24, drug dealer-ish/uber driver, ansel elgort:

comes from a poor trash fam // obnoxious laughter at 4am // doting bf // bedhead // family guy marathons // sells as many drugs as he takes // grass stained jeans // pregnancy scares // Just the Tip™ // boys will be boys // dead to the world until after 11am // Wake and Bake ™ // arm cast signed to the brim // #sorrynotsorry

he needs friends (i see you kai porter.. just the kinda friend he needs) that are drug dealers and stoners and pathetic human beings.  lazy is his middle name.

samuel r. fischer, 34, hs english teacher, jake gyllenhaal:

nice enough guy that just wants to get through the day without a bunch of drama.  currently dating a nutjob that he’s feeling a little pressure to marry, coming from a religious family and being the eldest fischer and all.  if you're expecting someone to chase after the crook that snatched your purse or cell phone, don't expect sam to be that guy.  the most he'd ever do in that situation is lift a finger to call the cops (he’s the epitome of a true neutral).  now, if you're related to him or find yourself in his good graces, well, he'll go down with the ship ofc.  only exception to his ‘don’t get involved’ rule is anything dealing with children or animals.  they can't fend for themselves, therefore, he doesn't mind being their champion.  long walks with his dog, having a too many beer over pizza with his friends or family, tinkering with clocks/puzzles/old typewriters, and strumming guitar are all he needs in this life to make him a whole man.  easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

camden e. stone, 32, pro poker player, michael b. jordan:

you can find his blurb stuff here!  i posted his stuff yesterday.  only thing that’s different is that i’ve decided to twin him!

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link me to fams pls!  got an ansel elgort and jake gyllenhaal i need to toss somewhere.

found fams!  thank you!

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(camden elias stone | 31 | professional poker player)

tropes

the charmer / best served cold / family man / professional gambler / cultured badass / the trickster / promotion to parent / ladykiller in love / big eater / second place is for losers / tough love / equal opportunity offender / black and proud

aesthetics

rumbling engines / socks worn with slides / sensual art pieces / lopsided grins / atm receipts / bruised knuckles / puppy dog eyes / lightning strikes in an open field / pullover hoodies / pristine sneaker collection / black coffee / burning rubber / sunglasses day or night / jet lag / farts trapped under blankets / an eye for an eye / illegible handwriting / immaculate vehicle / cool breezes / saying things you’ll regret / uncomfortable stares / money slid across surfaces / dangling earbuds / unread notifications / rattling poker chips / jogging in the rain 

about

was definitely a latchkey kid growing up.  used to punch faces first and ask questions later, but has since adopted an ask questions first, punch faces later mentality.  not an oregon native.  as the eldest kid, cam kinda took on the role of parent when his folks weren’t available (which was a lot thanks to them working all of the time).  wasn’t an idiot in school, but never applied himself, either.  definitely content being looked over until he wasn’t.  was the kid off to the side practicing card and yo-yo tricks.  letting things go isn’t his best quality.  makes up for lost time with things of monetary value.  travels a lot thanks to his profession.  will do almost anything to make his wife happy because of this.  oh, yeah.  he’s married and currently has one dog.  eating in his car is a big no no.  the most chill-anal guy you’ll probably ever meet.  he and his wife will pop a very important question to her best friend of a few years, very soon:  “wanna have our baby?”

needs

the wife.  the wife’s best friend.  some sibs (might twin cam, but will be picky about with who; i do ALOT of comms and need someone willing to be active).  friends.  everything?

fc suggestions for the wifey and brother(s) (these may or may not be open by the time you get to them, so check pls):  aubrey joseph (brother), zazie beetz, keith powers (brother), laura harrier, emeraude toubia, stephan james (brother), emily ratajkowski, shanina shaik, shay mitchell, kylie bunbury, logan browning , etc.

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got inspired to do a happily married couple that’s financially stable, super handsy/sexual, but also fight like cats and dogs over the smallest shit.  my mbj (camden aka cam) is obnoxious e.g. burping in wifey’s face after their morning kiss,  making a scene by acting “ghetto” in public to embarrass her ass as payback, etc.  wifey’s uppity as hell e.g. she refuses to do anything for their dog (walk, pick up poop, etc.), can’t be bothered to set foot in an actual gym (”they’re a germ cesspool”), and she won’t leave the house without some kind of makeup on.

since wifey is just now getting where she’s always wanted to be career wise, she really ain’t about getting pregnant at this very moment, so she brings up using her childhood bestie - their current dog walker and sometimes chef (wifey can’t cook for shit) - as a viable surrogate option.

that’s basically where the plot picks up once the site opens.  for now, i’m just looking for wifey because i don’t wanna choose a bestie for a char that isn’t my own.  all i have in mind for the bestie is that she’s more down to earth than wifey, really educated (despite her lowbrow jobs), and is stressing out big time about the couple’s proposal.

i’ll be at work today, so if you hit me up and i don’t reply right asap, that’s why.  my discord is: nikki#3925 if you’re interested.  as always, i’m up for brainstorming together and tweaking whatever is necessary.  wifey must be at least 29 years old and woc preferred but not necessary.

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When you’re shy af so you’re homies gotta hype you up ‬

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That Harlem shake was so on point you would think son from 125th

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every fanfic I’ve ever loved

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