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reread this by @doombeez and @cooliforniajones and it still hits just as good. you should read it too

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

preggomancer

clearly the people demand tfpreg. i will deliver

(she/he)

zipxi

it could be anything you want Ichigo

nightshadedumplings

On the subject of ovi cock birth... a guy with a big clutch of eggs growing in his round belly fucking someone, not realizing he has to lay them now. Maybe he knows it's not far off, or maybe he doesn't even know they're inside him at all. He definitely has no idea that as he thrusts into them, his eggs will start moving down, stretching his cock from the inside. He groans from the discomfort, and his partner is confused feeling his cock beginning to bulge inside of them.

They feel the first egg slip into their womb and gasp, telling him to stop, but he can't. He's panting and moaning, stuck fucking his eggs into them regardless of if either of them wants this. His biology forces him to stay inside, to keep birthing inside of them until his belly is flat and theirs is swollen. Before he can finally pull out, he cums, sperm flooding their egg-filled womb and fertilizing each of them.

trashreceptacle

person A encouraging person B to eat until they look pregnant and then taking them around in public to rub B’s belly like an expecting parent to the point of other people commenting on it/asking when the baby’s due is really hot to me rn

particularly if they go to a restaurant and B eats even more under the guise that they’re “eating for two” and their belly just gets even more stuffed and swells even rounder 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Thinking about the “nightmare” I had where I was pregnant (“Nightmare” because it’s one of those things where it was a battle between the fantasy fetish and the reality phobia).

I was in the early stages of contractions/just in a lot of pain in that area.

It did end up becoming a somewhat lucid dream—in the sense that I knew I was dreaming yet was still experiencing everything—but I couldn’t get rid of the pregnancy??

And then I woke up and realised I needed to shit and that’s why I couldn’t get rid of the pregnancy in my dream.

#pregnancy #lucid dreaming #pregnancy kink #I have the talking stick