A sourly tasting blog

18+ blog for obvious reasons. 20 something years old, stopped counting tbh. I am a trans fagdyke furry monsterfucker so if you don't like that go away :3 My pronouns are It/They/She/ in no particular order. I am pansexual and polyamorous

[canisalbus]

✦ Yeehaw ✦

[esmereldafritzmonster]

I've never actually played

[brightlotusmoon]

And this makes me recall an old (?) Tumblr post where a toddler referred to "Mom" like a god, I think she had two moms and took the phrase "I'm going to tell Mom on you" very seriously...

Also I need to look into this game, I hear you can have dragons.

[brightlotusmoon]

Recalling more of that post: Neither parent used "mom" as a name, the toddler always knew Mommy and Mama. Because the toddler didn't know who "Mom" was, she assumed people were talking about a higher being so she naturally made connections. She didn't have a Mom, she had a Mommy and a Mama. Mom was just some nebulous entity that had authority. I love kids.

[eddiegayass]

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

[eddiegayass]

He is the peoples princess

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[datasoong47]

[anime-gamer-92]

[wellfine]

Brock shittin on your selfie game since 1996

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[imaveryevilgirl]

I love pokemon randomizers

[that-house]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[notahorseindisguise]

[pokemonheritageposts]

on multiple occasions i have seen people on socials excited for palworld 1.0 and it has taken me a moment to realize they aren't doing a bit and are genuinely excited

[morkitten]

Gamer here! This phenomenon can be explained from Palworld being what is considered a "good game" (任天堂以外のゲームをプレイしてください), which can be a concept that is difficult for fans of "Pocket Monsters" from the last decade or so to conceptualize. For futher reading, I suggest "On the Genealogy of Morals" by Friedrich Nietzsche and "Open Veins of Latin America" by Eduardo Galeano, hope this clarifies things!

[andreamoonlight143]

That damn punk lizard from that sporty furry movie that caught my attention.

TW: Slight suggestive ig

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[daftalchemist]

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

[themintywitch]

Tell us that story?

[daftalchemist]

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

[d3mqn]

[lilyblisslys]

pov: the girl you bought weed for is waiting for you to get to work

Onlyfans

[hools]

bleh

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[sca-nerd]

[transtessbian]