Ah nintendo youve done it again

Just a headcannons blog for smash bros stuff. Modded by Tetrasealion //Art requests open// drabble requests open//

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Funny prank:

Find friend that is not watching whatever videogame direct but tells you to let them know if (x, y, z) gets announced

start blowing up their DMs 5 minutes after it starts "OMG guess what they said!!!!"

??

Your friend kills you

[smashheadcannons]

It's said in one of the Fatal Fury/King of Fighters games that Terry's hobby is online trolling

Which type of trolling do you think he does most

Smooth sharking

Cyberbullying elected officials

Fake game leaks

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

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Zero soup samus lol

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Man I know that mew mario game has a line where Bowser jr is like "This must be what its like to have a friend" implying he's lonely at home

Meanwhile most everyone in the smash fandom is like "That guy is friends with all the other kids and hes also the ringleader for when they do stupid shit"

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Guys guys I just broke out of the nintendo basement where they were keeping me hostage (its in the nintendo basement) and theyre developing smash 6 I repeat they are developing smash 6 and the first confirmwd character is Waluigihfhjgfdjhgknfdbkhjhghjjvjg (I am brutally tased by a taser shaped like pikachu) (the nintendo yakuza starts body slamming me into the concrete)

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Every year at the smash bros winter festival, Bowser jr and one of his friends puts up his stand that says "PAY 10$ TO LEARN ABOUT SCAMS" but when you pay the ten dollars, a huge metal shutter slams down and it says "YOU GOT SCAMMED LOL"

[smashheadcannons]

Pros and cons of a call of duty guy being added to smash:

Pros:

Hyper realistic (military) guy next to mario is proven to be hilarious (Src: Odyssey)

Would allow for guns to be added back to smash (snake fans rejoice! He can shoot again)

Re: last point: Would make way for other heavily-weaponed characters to be added (eg. Doomguy) or more MGS characters

Cons:

Military propaganda (Cringe and fail) (awful) (Literal recruitment technique)

Not much music probably

Might not even be that fun to play in a fighting game (as opposed to a 1st person POV shooter)

I cannot emphasize the military propaganda aspect nearly enough

Opponent may or may not have fucked your mom

[smashheadcannons]

Kazuya: I looked under that Mimikyu's cloth and it tried to remove all the blood from my body

Bowser jr.: That's what you get for upskirting a woman #feminism

[holdtightposts]

Sephiroth when he got that Smash invite.

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Super Smash Bros. Heritage Post

[tetrasealion]

Smash or pass: Bowser

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onJun 12, 2024

[smashheadcannons]

What if we kissed on midgar 🥺😳

[smashheadcannons]

Bowser jr.: Woah! You got your shit slonked silly style!

Captain america, who just got clowned on by Steve for three straight minutes:

[smashheadcannons]

So only one of you was gonna tell me I fucked this up, huh. Fuck it. Captain america is in there. He got isekaied after...... fuck I don't know, Thanos hit him with a bus I guess I don't know I didn't watch the movie

[smashheadcannons]

Bowser jr.: Woah! You got your shit slonked silly style!

Captain america, who just got clowned on by Steve for three straight minutes:

[smashheadcannons]

Captain Falcon is like Johnny Bravo to me

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Snake bringing Ness with him into Fortnite's "bring your kid to work" day. Is this anything

[smashheadcannons]

You might be wondering why I went quiet here. Well the truth is that I ran out of headcanons. Yeah everytime I wrote a post I’d go back and realize i’d already made it like, 3 years ago.

No I’m not deleting the blog, but I will probably either just archive it, turn strictly to shitposts, or make it a general nintendo/affiliates blog. Undecided

[smashheadcannons]

”Kill them with kindness” Wrong. Falcon punch