~I Don't Know~

I’m just out here y’all. I am 25 if you need that.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[star-angel-selkie]

a protien is a teeny tiny gummy worm. u are made of gummy worms :3

[cryptotheism]

What's the deal with dogheaded men? I was reading some early arthurian texts and those guys were always fighting dogheaded men, with absolutely no explanation given. Was it a common mythical monster? Was it a metaphor?

Dogmen were real. They had kingdoms and shit.

[wurmeon]

[kosmogrl]

okay first of all unclench your jaw

[vebokki]

water siblings my beloved

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[memeuplift]

[xx-puppygirl-xx]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[darkspaceboytoy]

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[swagophile]

me if i was a zombie:guhhhhh guhhhhhh

me if i wasna ghost: boooOooooooOOoo

ms if iwas a dracula: va ha ua!

me if i was a wearwolf: AWOOO!

me if i was a frackenstein: buhhh buhhhhh

me if i was a witch; kehehehe!

me if was a ja k o lanfern: idk pumpkins dont teally make noises

Happy Halloween

[sovietnam]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god