KiT! @dragonexusreal - Tumblr Blog

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Welcome to my tumbler account 🤯

Server rules:

1. My name is kit/keaton and i use they/them pronouns

2. I got suspended on twitter once for threatening to eat someones shins

3. I look fire in a gir hoodie

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sorry

i didnt mean it go ahead sorry

redpandarascal

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

terminal-burrowing-deactivated2

Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset

official-michigan-posts

official michigan post

jelloapocalypse

Visit Original Link

omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

larvaecandy

happy holidays !!

thereweredragonshere

I fucking hate having online friends bro PLEASE just live next door to me FUCK you and the ocean that separates us

driftwoodpony

introducing spike and twily!

dollbit

XP

captainzigo

“original” under the cut

ponydoodles

💜💙 guest art by @25volarsleet !

heedra

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

xgutter-glitterx

im going to make this brb

xgutter-glitterx

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

tenorgender

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

dragonexusreal

ok so i tried this last night and for the life of me i can't figure out how to not taste something and the closest thing i can compare the taste to is like when you get down to the base of a watermelon slice and you start eating the rind

captainzigo

i love flutterdash. so much. it was my first mlp ship. i’ve shipped it since before i got over internalized homophobia. i was shipping this while i was going to a horrifyingly homophobic church and hating myself for my feelings. this is a comfort ship for me. even if i didn’t feel like it’s justified by canon, which i think it is, i would still die on this hill.

captainzigo

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digital art of fluttershy and rainbow dash from my little pony. dash is covered in chip dust and says "hey flutters! wanna get high and play one star steam games?" and fluttershy looks starstruck and says "wow you're beautiful" dash replies "what?"