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I fucking hate having online friends bro PLEASE just live next door to me FUCK you and the ocean that separates us
introducing spike and twily!
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iβve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call βthe flavorβ because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like βthereβs a taste here. you are experiencing a flavorβ but when you go to open the door thereβs no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. itβs the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didnβt taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ΒΎ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacobβs special and every day i long for its return
ok so i tried this last night and for the life of me i can't figure out how to not taste something and the closest thing i can compare the taste to is like when you get down to the base of a watermelon slice and you start eating the rind
i love flutterdash. so much. it was my first mlp ship. iβve shipped it since before i got over internalized homophobia. i was shipping this while i was going to a horrifyingly homophobic church and hating myself for my feelings. this is a comfort ship for me. even if i didnβt feel like itβs justified by canon, which i think it is, i would still die on this hill.
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digital art of fluttershy and rainbow dash from my little pony. dash is covered in chip dust and says "hey flutters! wanna get high and play one star steam games?" and fluttershy looks starstruck and says "wow you're beautiful" dash replies "what?"
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β¨ How I think the CMCβs cutie mark reveal to Twilight wentβ¦
The power of goth lolita Twilight Sparkle
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.
benefits of mg:
easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")
ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)
fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
wizard.
drawbacks:
there aren't any
yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.
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