shower thoughts of a bug

[crabussy]

holy shitttttt the overwhelming beauty of planet earth holy shit holy shit. how am I supposed to handle it all

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[dragonfly-pterostigma]

@ominous-signs

[herpsandbirds]

[tractorgoth]

Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote

[mousegirlheart]

67

69

420

9+10=21

8008135

789

1337

It's not brainrot. The youth have always found random numbers funny. And it has always baffled the olds. Congrats, you have joined the olds.

[literallymechanical]

Me when I romp and play and you come out to play with me and you take both barrels to the fucking face yayyyy playtime :3

Yayyy 🐕💕

[dragonfly-pterostigma]

It must feel so cool for two trains to stop at the same station at the same time in opposite directions. Like

"I leave the rest to you" aah

They probably feel like:

[squeakitties]

pluralize ur adjectives for fun. it’s very cutes

[dragonfly-pterostigma]

What do you think the pencil lead thinks, when it gets written on top of another line that was previously erased?

Being sent to work above the corpses of you senior coworker must not feel nice.