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Bots, bitches, and blorbos on the brain

[dragonfruit2017]

Main/spam account, find my art blog @dragonfruitarts, my Trigun blog @planetgunsmokegays, and my Pokémon blog @regibigass

[writing-prompt-s]

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

[marlynnofmany]

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

[feyosha]

Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism

[thevoidwatches]

“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”

“I see it also gave you… ah…”

“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”

“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”

“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”

“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”

“Oh yes.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“I was trying to

find a more diplomatic

way to bring it up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[iressails]

Top 10* Heated Rivalry sexy times (A post that sent me to horny jail even in my drafts. Bonk! I guess.)

[hudsonswilliams]

[actuallysara]

About season 2 being more graphic than season 1:

Jacob: they're very similar level of spice

Hudson: hole

Jacob: no

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[my-dailydreams]

[marysyp96]

[sillystigmata]

AFTER ALL THIS TIME IT’S STILL YOU

[cattrek]

the chase

[cookies-from-nj]

"Why is Armand attracted to that old man? He is old???" Is a very funny reaction I've seen people have to Devil's Minion.

Because on a surface level, it does seem thematically interesting. You could talk about vampires forever looking the age that they died, aging, and the natural fetishization of aging an immortal being might have and how that might present, especially in a character like Armand etc etc etc. But also, there are people who want to fuck Daniel Molloy right now.

Like actual normal aged mortal humans. Most of them are significantly younger than 72 year old actor Eric Bogosian. Like ok you can't really argue that Armand wanting to fuck that old man is weird when a large chunk of people came out of IWTV thinking "I want to fuck that old man"

Maybe the old man is fuckable

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[pineappical]

i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language

[thebluelittlewitch]

Hhhhhh dehumanisation.............

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.