Zoe The Dragon

20yo She/they/it sapphic dragon therian (18+ only account)

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[superiordutchsauce]

Wise words.

[cloverthefloret]

Say it louder for the cuties in the back!

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[storyweavingspider]

There’s a spider in your computer. Her name is Astrid. She heard the World Wide Web needed a World Wide Spider, but she needs some help getting to each place. Can you reblog her to help her get everywhere?

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[cuunos]

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

[cuunos]

you don't have to do that. you can just not do that

[eddieintheocean]

:D they can do more :D (x)

[delphinios-2]

Everyone has to send my daughter money!!!!!!

My friend Daisy is a minor, currently living on her own. She's been kicked out and has no idea how stable her current housing is.

Money goes towards groceries, clothes, and replacements for stuff she couldn't bring with her. She's disabled and has trouble doing anything more than a little bit of physical activity each day, and can't try to get on disability benefits until she's 18. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/n0vapkt Paypal: Dm me or her on https://www.tumblr.com/n0va-pkt Canadians can ask me or her for e-Transfer

[oobbbear]

This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

[tevruden]

Oh, wyrm?

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

guys plz let it be me

[dragonwolfandkitty]

Trying to get this to be me (Dragonkin).

[vanillayoteart]

Well You See, Rah

Dragons make this noise you see. They Rah. It’s fairly simple. 

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[kincyr]

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[channelsurfer02]

Might as well.

[percysfemmefatale]

nothing to lose.

[cholerascum]

but what if…

[amneshionthings]

He’s maybe a question I don’t know was asked before but I like to ask anyone this who has TADC ocs—what things inspired your gal? 😌 Was there anything from the 90s or were you looking for just personal preferences etc, did anything influence the palette etc?

I've always been obsessed with vampires. To the point that I have realistic removable fangs that I made myself

When I thought about Elly's design I wasn't quite sure which toy to choose. But then I remembered that I have a little vampire toy from kinder and it was perfect

Little changes in her design in comparison to original toys based on my personal features

She has closed eye because in real life she didn't have one due to cancer in childhood so she doesn't know how it is to see with both eyes. And her avatar doesn't know too, so her left eye sealed shut

She'd always dressed old-fashioned and/or classically, preferring long skirt and dresses. That's why she has long black skirt

And she has that stupid strand of hair that can't be fixed (cus her hair also plastic-like, just like the rest of her form) because she has OCD and she hates this kind of little things. It's really pissing her off that she can't change it. She even tried to saw it off, but it didn't work. She got used to it eventually

She's basically my self-insert

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[dragongirlfeet]

I mean I absolutely would’ve if I received visual evidence of hatred for all that is good and consorting with the devil, which you have generously provided

[artkett1412]

Mad Mew Mew for a friend of mine

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[ceylonsilvergirl]

THIS HAS MADE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!

Implementing this has improved how I feel about myself, and HOW I SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!

I’m not a burden to put up with. I’m a person who deserves respect, but does have some idiosyncrasies.

Other people aren’t barely tolerating me, they’re being patient and considerate and working hard to be polite.

And I find that when I acknowledge the good I see in other people, they feel respected and appreciated.