Im Always Confused

This is a multi fandom blog because I don’t trust myself running multiple blogs. Also I’m 16 years old so y’know don’t be creepy

[acanfullofspiders]

once a teacher always a teacher

[vm-voidmaster]

CUTIE NOVEL WILLOW :D

[blakertx]

P.dot oc belongs to @yorickisresting She’s gorgeous!!!

[dragonindex5]

don't be confused

it's that simple

I’m confused how am I supposed to not be confused are you a witch!

[zeta-finnish]

yes

i am a witch

[dragonindex5]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[zeta-finnish]

no

[dragonindex5]

To late I already started the fire :3

[zeta-finnish]

*drinks poison and kills myself before you get the chance of burning me alive*

[dragonindex5]

RUDE!!! Well I suppose if I master magic I can still make use of this fire

[dragonindex5]

don't be confused

it's that simple

I’m confused how am I supposed to not be confused are you a witch!

[zeta-finnish]

yes

i am a witch

[dragonindex5]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[zeta-finnish]

no

[dragonindex5]

To late I already started the fire :3

[dragonindex5]

don't be confused

it's that simple

I’m confused how am I supposed to not be confused are you a witch!

[zeta-finnish]

yes

i am a witch

[dragonindex5]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[bluenewy]

Flirting with your roommate in a gay way

[dragonindex5]

don't be confused

it's that simple

I’m confused how am I supposed to not be confused are you a witch!

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[meowchelle16]

Pretty bad actually

I gotta work for Santa in a couple of months

[dragonindex5]

Yo can you get me a life sized Peridot plushie

And a bajilion dollars worth of art supplies

[meowchelle16]

Santa says he'll see what he can do

[dragonindex5]

Yippee thank you Santa I’ll unsend the threats!!!

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this. (NEXT)

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[zeta-finnish]

i keep forgetting that some people here are short.

like

how's it hanging down there?

[meowchelle16]

Pretty bad actually

I gotta work for Santa in a couple of months

[dragonindex5]

Yo can you get me a life sized Peridot plushie

And a bajilion dollars worth of art supplies

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[frog-on-top-of-a-log]

I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.

He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.

But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!

I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.

[sylviii]

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

[deimosbreakfrost]

Reblog to make more hot as fuck trans men exist in this world we're in

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to make more

hot as fuck trans men exist

in this world we’re in

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dogpuppy]

[angelicpearlise]

evil lesbian takeover commencing in .2 miliseconds