Product Placement
Fai_Ryy
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Bright Sessions
The Bowery Presents
Game of Thrones Daily
taylor price
ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
roma★
Cosimo Galluzzi
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bliss lane
Phantogram Three
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dragonsandmisandry-blog
i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish
*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
S o m e B i g S p i c y J o y
will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions
Said the Baudelaire children.
Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.
I need them for um reasons lol
Let’s take a look at it one more time
Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is
Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.
stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me
The tea is piping
Me watching Endgame: I want to see my little boy!
*Portals open*
Me: Here he comes !
Me: I want to see my little boy!
*Spider-man jumps out and lands*
Me: Here he comes!
*Peter removes mask*
Me: *Pterodactyl screeches*
When you’re scrolling through Goodreads and see someone post a 1 star rant-review on a book you hated
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
actually there is one more
This rhymes
Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it
The Church: “There is no ‘patron saint of homoeroticism’.” Every artist who has ever painted St. ‘Penetrated By Many Arrows’ Sebastian in the history of Western art: “Oh, no, of course not.” Those artists’ boyfriends: [already stripping off their clothes to pose] “Ha ha so we’re agreed that is going to be as suggestive as we can possibly make it, right?”
The Church: “Wow, beautifully done. Exquisitely crafted. But uh… is he winking?”
Artist: “No he’s uh. He’s got one eye closed to symbolize how he’s half-dead?”
The Church: “Oh, brilliant symbolism. And his blissful expression is one of holy rapture, correct?”
Artist: “…yeah. Yeah, for sure. Holy rapture.”
The Church: “Uh technically we commissioned a painting of the martyrdom of St. Sebastian. He survived the arrows. You know he was clubbed to death, right? That’s what makes him a martyr?”
Artist: “Yeah… but that’s not even a little bit sexy. How am I supposed to show off his shredded physique if he’s not got a jaunty angle to his hip and an alluring expression?”
The Church: “Your art is good so we’re going to pretend we didn’t hear you say that.”
for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story
i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”
what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day”
what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”
and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads
i like my version better im not gonna lie
