dragonseatgrass

Why hello there! Fancy seeing you here, on my blog and everything. Take your time, have a gander, enjoy via your eyeballs and occasionally your ear-holes.

[sirellas]

DS9 | 1.10

[guerrillatech]

[swamprats4077]

Emotionally Powerful Moments → 8.17 - Heal Thyself

↳ Replacement surgeon, Captain Steven Newsome (Edward Herrmann) reaches the breaking point. As sad and poignant today as it was when it aired 43 years ago. Beautifully directed by Mike Farrell. 😭

[aenslem]

STAR TREK (1966–1969) “The Trouble With Tribbles”

[poop4u]

wholesome doggo

[anarkissa]

Local dog accidentally creates a religion.

[something-like-a-heart]

Suddenly I’m thinking of that scene in “Life of Brian” in which Brian loses a shoe and his accidentally-acquired group of followers immediately start arguing over whether they should also remove one shoe, collect shoes, or follow the gourd that he got by accident when haggling for a false beard.

[rat-korga]

microdosing on killing myself by getting a job

[sosuperawesome]

Jonna Hyttinen on Instagram

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[sootonthecarpet]

Everyone, do not do this! Your local Dracula probably isn’t hurting you, and helps manage the area’s wolf and rat populations! In fact, most Draculas never leave their castles for more than an hour or two a night unless disturbed by humans. The FEW recent cases of Dracula attacks have all been proven to have been the result of a stressed Dracula mistaking clumsy hikers for its natural enemy, the werewolf. After overhunting by millennials in the 2000s, there are fewer than a thousand Draculas left in the wild today! Please stop spreading misinformation about an endangered species crucial to the ecosystem :(

[rem-ir]

Ok look I get where you’re coming from and here’s the thing: Draculas are crucial to their ecosystem. None of the information you’ve provided is accurate to North America, where Draculas are an extremely invasive species. I don’t get where you’re getting the “less than a thousand left” figure, unless you’re citing an out of date study from 2006. Their numbers are still worryingly low in Eastern Europe, but they’re not currently in danger of extinction.

You know what species is? Chupacabras.

The local chupacabra populations in North America are dwindling dangerously due to predation from Draculas. We can protect both species in their own natural habitats, but not in each other’s. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the Mexican Secretaría de Medio Ambiente y Recursos Naturales both encourage the trapping of Draculas. Now, there are humane ways to do it, and you can look into them on your own time, but if you see a Dracula in North America, it is not supposed to be there.

[zooophagous]

This could all be avoided if people spayed and neutered their pet Draculas and stopped letting them free roam. Draculas don’t “need” to free roam, they do great on harnesses and enclosed pens, and free roaming opens them up to dangers from other predators and vehicle strikes, not to mention parasites, disease, fights with other Draculas and abuse from shady humans who take pot shots at them with crossbows.

For their sake and wildlife sake, keep your Dracula indoors.

[cognitiveinequality]

Guys… when talking about the invasive species PLEASE use the correct terminology. Your local domestic vampire MIGHT be a Dracula or he MIGHT be a Cullen or Nosferatu or some other type, and it makes a difference as far as bait and deterrents. You’re better off consulting a pro with this kind of thing, because take it from me — the last thing you want is to spend a fortune on a Dracula trap filled with virginal maidens in nightgowns only to find out that the Lestat that’s been stalking your neighborhood would have been just as happy with a silk scarf and a few bottles of cheap red.

[treasures-and-beauty]

Bowl with Bat Mounting by Emile Galle                

[pdlcomics]

a new year

[toomuchkali-fal-deactivated2022]

Good Luck gentlemen, good luck to all of us...

[warandpeas]

G O A L S

[terrypratchettappreciation]

“‘Haven’t you heard of the Tsortean Knot?’ ‘Sounds dirty,’ said Truckle. 'Hur, hur, hur … sorry.’ The minstrel sighed. 'it was a huge, complicated knot that tied two beams together in the Temple of Offler in Tsort, and it was said that whoever untied it would reign over the whole of the continent,’ he said. 'They can be very tricky, knots,’ said Mrs McGarry. 'Carelinus sliced right through it with his sword!’ said the minstrel. The revelation of this dramatic gesture did not get the applause he expected. 'So he was a cheat as well as a cry-baby?’ said Boy Willie. 'No! It was a dramatic, nay, portentuous gesture!’ snapped the minstrel. 'Yeah, okay, but it’s not exactly untying it, is it? I mean, if the rules said “untying”, I don’t see why he should-’ 'Nah, nah, the lad’s got a point,’ said Cohen, who seemed to have been turning this one over in his mind. 'It wasn’t cheating, because it was a good story. Yeah. I can understand that.’ He chuckled. 'I can just imagine it, too. A load of whey-faced priests and suchlike standin’ around and thinkin’, “that’s cheatin’, but he’s got a really big sword so I won’t be the first to point this out, plus this dam great army is just outside”. Hah. Yeah.’”

— Terry Pratchett - The Last Hero (via aeshnacyanea2000)

[terrypratchettappreciation]

“Character assassination. What a wonderful idea. Ordinary assassination only works once, but this one works every day.”

— Terry Pratchett - The Truth (via aeshnacyanea2000)

[netherworldpost]

One of my recent life upgrades is to block anything that tries to sell me a time saver. If I find myself without enough time, I am doing too much. I don’t need time hacks I need less responsibilities.

[netherworldpost]

Good afternoon this post was made with absolute sincerity and I hope you all craft lives you love.

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[pizza-kity]

chicken pathway