Dragon Shade

Chilly, she/her, asexual and biromantic. I write and draw. Sometimes. But mostly I reblog One Piece, Pokemon, creative stuff, and other people's beautiful drawings and writing. Also, a lot of zosan.

[photophoros]

The first set of Arizona Drink Dragons! Peach tea, green tea, grapeade, and lemon tea!

[tepoccx]

[tepoccx]

He looks better in a suit tho...

[pokeysdoodles]

He’s going places

[flightstalling]

An explanation.

[jones-friend]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[feniczoroark]

;-;

[corillion]

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

[ginkovskij]

I won't be able to draw for a while, here's some rough sketches of my AC au

[teedeedraws-deactivated20210526]

QUESTION. Is Sanji hurt in the lower panel? What happened to boo?

[spyroplush]

I think I forgot to post this?? This is me and @sunflowers PMD teams! ^u^

(No kin tags please!)

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[sleepdepravity]

anyways, better, more wholesome brook jokes to replace his thing with panties:

him and franky will turn a scene into a musical at random moments

his sense of gentleman etiquette is outdated and so he will do things like stand whenever a lady walks into a room, run over and pick up whatever a lady drops, and randomly help ladies across the street or help them out of a vehicle without warning. it’s only a little awkward on the ship but it’s mortifying in public. sanji tries his best to teach him modern etiquette but brook is scandalized by his cursing and how he smokes in front of ladies

people will talk to him for a while. he’s actually asleep.

he gets stabbed and freaks out but the sword has gone between his ribs.

franky’s tech fuckin blows his mind and from then on he assumes that any machine or weapon he doesn’t recognize does incredibly improbable things, or expects franky to have unreasonably specific gadgets for every situation. 

robin mentions important historical events, everybody turns to brook and asks if he remembers it. even if it happened 800 years ago

that’s all i can think of for now

[inaweofdiana]

-bonus for number two: Brook running off becomes so frequent that it gets to be a problem so they have to get one of those kiddy backpack leashes for him. Ussopp, Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper have to draw straws for it -bonus bonus: one time they forget it and tie one of Luffy’s arms into a makeshift harness for Brook -Brook is unreasonably upset that he can’t play the kazoo (no lips, yohoho…) -but he CAN fill up his brain cavity with nuts or beans and use it as a maraca or to bother Zoro or Nami or smuggle food past Sanji to Luffy -in fact hiding things in Brook’s skull becomes kind of a thing. Secret special map chart? Skull. Loose vivre card? Skull. Zoro’s sense of direction? Skull. Change of earrings? Skull. I’d say it’s handy but… (no hands, yohoho…)

[sleepdepravity]

HOW DID I NOT CONSIDER EVERYBODY USING HIS SKULL AS A CUBBY

[inaweofdiana]

IT WORKS AGAINST BAD GUYS BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK WOW THE STRONG CAPTAIN OR THE CAT BURGLAR HAS THE LOOT but no its in the communal cubby with these cool spices Sanji found and Zoro’s new tin of sword polish and Chopper’s snacks lol nobody will EVER suspect

-#3 bonus if he’s actually asleep while they’ve been talking for a while it turns into a game of how many x can I fit in his eye holes before he wakes up -“I’m so cool because I’m only 45 degrees!” Alternately if you’re not a dirty American and use Celsius like people with common sense “I’m so hot because I’m 45 degrees!”

[sleepdepravity]

you’re doing so good to my post i feel like i have to also do good, and also do good to brook, i don’t think i can come up with many more good skeleton japes but golly i have to try

someone suggests hiding something in brook’s chest cavity, he gets very shy and embarrassed. especially if they need to hide a really small kid. “brook, there’s literally nothing to see” “BUT IT’S SO FORWARD 

 at one point, everybody realizes that brook is light as shit and that means zoro can pretty much just launch him into space, cue everytime they have to infiltrate some base everybody turns to him. zoro stretches his arms. brook cries.

during one of their adventures, brook finds a skeleton and decides to bring it back. he leaves it around in any manner of poses and also in all manner of funny hiding places. it gets tossed overboard after too many times of mistaken identity and accidental jump scares.

he keeps turning poetry into songs instead, and it’s especially impressive when it’s free verse.

sometimes he tries to mimic sanji’s weird-ass leg poses behind him, and ends up doing it better without any fat or muscles or skin in the way, also his legs are way longer and it looks cooler. sanji says he’s not jealous, is actually super jealous.

at some point in the future he hangs a pair of spectacles around his neck and then every time he reads something he pulls them up to his eyes and acts like he’s really peering through them and it’s so obviously a set-up for a skull joke but he never fucking says it and it drives everybody crazy.

that’s all again

[inaweofdiana]

i n c r e d i b l e omg you’re doing amazing b I don’t have anymore at the moment except for one -they’re all talking about soup and Sanji mentions he makes broth by boiling bones and one by one they all look at Brook real considering like (Brook won’t come out of the crows nest for two days)

[asexualzoro]

i reblogged this but i have additions to it so i’m reblogging it again bc id like to add

- Brook has no fucking clue what the Pirate King is. i mean, he spent 50 years in the fog. when he went in, Roger was just some rookie, i remember him mentioning once. as far as I can recall, no one ever explained to him what the Pirate King is. sure, someone could have done it over the timeskip, but why would they? after all, who hasn’t heard of the Pirate King? so,

[wellfine]

I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain

[cryptid-creations]

Daily Paint 2267. Flufferfish

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[sosuperawesome]

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[linddzz]

people saying venom is a cat or a moray eel and we’re all just out here ignoring the black dragonfish huh?

[venom-blogontheside]

I can see it now…..

[linddzz]

Wow!! Hi there! I hate this!!!!!!! Thanks!

[markv5]

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[pokeshoppercom]

New Pokémon Takara Tomy Alolan Vulpix lifesize 1:1 plush revealed! See details at Pokeshopper.com

[vulpix-propaganda]

Need

[reddit-tales]

“I don’t care if he’s dead, put him on the phone.”

My father died on Father’s Day 2012. He was divorced and living alone, and I am an only child. So that means that I had to wrap up all of his affairs. This story centers around us trying to get his utilities canceled.

I called in to see what we had to do to get them to cancel. The lady I spoke with on the phone said to send in his certified death certificate. I sent in the certified copy of his death certificate the next day. The next month got another bill. I called again and a new woman answered. She said that because I wasn’t on the account that she had to speak with the account holder. I informed her that the account holder was dead but she wouldn’t budge. I had to make an appointment with a supervisor so she could speak to him herself in person.

I showed up at the board of public utilities with another death certificate and HIS ASHES IN THE CLEAR BAG that they returned his remains in. I plopped them down on the center of her desk and said when she talked to him to tell him that I loved him for me. The woman went pale, flew out her chair, and called the cops.

When they showed up she claimed that I had assaulted her. And yes my dads remains were still sitting in the middle of her desk with the death certificate. The cops questioned me as to why I would do that. I told them the story. The supervisor’s boss was called in and they all stepped away from the desk for a private talk. While they were talking the cops came over to talk to me. They said that I shouldn’t take human remains out in public, but there was no laws that were broken. I said that I agreed with them that it was extreme, but she insisted to speak with him in person. By then they were done talking between themselves. The supervisor’s boss kissed up to me and got it taken care of.

But the story isn’t over yet! I had to call back a few days later to get utilities back to the house in my name. When the person on the phone saw the address and my name, I was immediately put on hold. The supervisors boss that finally helped me got on the phone. She sucked up to me and waived all of the fees that come with setting up utilities. Just as the call was ending, she informed me that she was again so sorry for the employees lack of compassion. She said that the employee was terminated and again she is so very sorry.

TLDR: Ignorant employee asked to speak to dead dad. Had a meeting in person, brought his ashes, got her fired.

[botanyshitposts]

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

[botanyshitposts]

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

[botanyshitposts]

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

[botanyshitposts]

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance