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mjalti

i’m always so surprised by the decor of random mcdonalds??

in new york?

in hungary??

in dc??

goldennectar-deactivated2020042

dc even got the clown and everything

2000ish

Selfies in 2004. Back when you had to actually turn the phone around.

veeranger

walking down the streets of nyc when i hear the distinctive sound of ass cheeks clapping coming from above me n i look up to see spiderman whos stupid thick and climbing up the side of a building

gothbaseball

people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?

cloud-etudes

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains.

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train.

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by.

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

funkyness

cloudsongs

ruinedchildhood

black-nata

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

bi-villain

so-doggone-funny

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

deadlinejon

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

deadlinejon

hyperchaotix

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

pancakeke

I fixed it

foodffs

thechubbynerd

This is honestly the best latte art I’ve ever seen and I’m shocked I didn’t see it sooner.

tonyzaret

nitrosplicer

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

fatbayonetta

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

racheldotgov-deactivated2016123

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

mediumsizedboy

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

theocseason4

I think about this post every day

tardis2101

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.