Vile Homely Gorgon

Ariel/Ari 30 they/she certified animal maintenance and repair technician

[heyitsphoenixx]

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

[heyitsphoenixx]

u get it

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[commodorecliche]

[corrie-zodori]

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[webbyghost]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

[powerburial]

oh dude youre nauseous? weed can help with that, take this huge bong rip and hold it in for 12 seconds and swallow smoke and start crying and spitting and throwing up

[baradragon]

[rogersandclarke]

how often do you smoke weed (or hit a cart or take an edible etc)?

never

less than once a month

maybe 1-4 times per year

a couple times a month

1-2 times a week

3-4 times a week

5-6 times a week

7+ times a week

Voting ended onAug 11, 2023

based on the alcohol poll i just saw

[baddingtonbitch]

[xxleaf3on-luci3nxx]

[ice-block]

Phenomenon I feel happens a lot

[morgan-molliniere]

most of the notes were just like "this is why we should communicate better and just say it" but i feel like this person elaborates a bit on the deeper root of this problem

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

you stopped scrolling.

[metrobus-deactivated20160719]

every FUCKING TIME

[memewhore]

[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

[memewhore]

[lizardsfromspace]

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

[lizardsfromspace]

Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us

Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:

[hollowboobtheory]

oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

[hollowboobtheory]

you seeing this shit my liege???

[hollowboobtheory]

peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like

[hollowboobtheory]

get her ass