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@drakessis-moved
Iām being evicted.
Apparently they put this in our mailbox and never let us know it was there. This was put there FIVE DAYS ago. We hardly check the mail because we donāt get anything.
I have ONE DAY to get $2000. One day to get money I donāt have to keep my home for my three dogs, and my disabled mother. I was hoping to just save up and have it paid by Christmas but that isnāt an option.
I need help. And I need it fast.
Please share I canāt lost my house. Iām crying and freaking out I canāt do anything. I donāt even get paid this week.
Go to paypal.me/jennsart and type in the amount. Since itās PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donāt have a PayPal account? No worries.
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goth gf? no no moth gf
goth gf x moth gf
youāre hired
I DREW THIS AMAZING COUPLE
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ugh a terf reblogged a post of mine and now tons of transphobes are liking
quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, canāt find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people donāt have to earn expressions of feelings.
Iām just gonna put it out there that if someoneās freaking about something small, theyāre really freaking out about something big that theyāre trying to deal with, or something long term thatās been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camelās back.
I donāt know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Donāt be the next straw on their broken back.
Needed this today.
People donāt actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long theyāve been at 59.
People donāt actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long theyāve been at 59.
we been knew these two ladies were head over heels and knee deep gay for each other and this is really just the cherry on topā¦it really is 20gayteen
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, Iāll keep this human
This adorable proposal.
rachel knows
Get this out of my face Iām dead serious
u can tell that all the straights in the crowd didnt get the joke
Rachel Ray is a gay icon now
reasons why spongebob is the perfect cartoon
no shitty het romance plotlines (i.e. spongebob doesnāt have a girlfriend thatās just him with longer eyelashes and pink), and you can pretty much ship anyone with anyone because the show is written so that the male characters have relationships with both male and female characters that are treated as equally important (i.e. patrick is spongebobās best friend, but he can still hang out with sandy without having to get bogged down by compulsory heterosexuality). the creator has even said he sees the characters as asexual
like every long-running cartoon, it had its awful period. but the key difference here is that the creator came back to the show and made it actually good again
it isnāt a victim of trends and has never been written that way, even when it was kinda shitty for a while. spongebob is in no danger of becoming Homer Gets An IPad/Marge Becomes An Uber Driver/Bart Falls For An Older Hipster Girl Who Vapes. the show is successful enough to be franchised, but any adherence to trend is all done in marketing, never in the actual cartoon. i think a character had a smart phone and there was a hipster character maybe once in one of the newer episodes.
the characters all have distinct personalities and ways that they act, but theyāre also malleable enough to make your own headcanons while still adhering to the canon of the show. for instance, a lot of people see the relationship between plankton and karen as a story of two closeted people stuck in a failing marriage, given planktonās obsession with krabs. thereās not really a whole lot of subtext for karen being gay, iāll admit, but her interactions with sandy are more amicable than with any other character. thereās also tons of subtext between krabs and plankton as much as there is for straight ships like spongebob and sandy. hell, thereās actually more fodder for gay spongebob ships than 90% of the het ships in spongebob. you could headcanon squidward as gay and it absolutely wouldnāt change a thing, after all he only dated a woman in one episode because she looked exactly like him but in a dress. the show even makes fun of how silly this is with a few visual gags
the voice cast has essentially become immortal. these characters are written so well and acted so lovingly that itās hard not to hear certain things in their voices. thereās so many iconic line deliveries in spongebob āĀ āmy leg!ā,Ā āWHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY ISāā,Ā āis mayonnaise an instrument?ā,Ā āFUTUUUUUUUUUREā,Ā āstupidity isnāt a virus, but it sure is spreadinā like oneā⦠the list goes on and on
the main female character is treated as an equal, is not the love interest, and is allowed to engage in the comedy and act just as dumb/unattractive as the male characters, plus while sheās the smartest character on the show she isnāt theĀ ābitchy smart girl who rolls her eyes at all the Stupid Men and just needs to get some dick so sheāll finally have relevance to the plot"
itās memeable to all hell. like letās face it, every single frame in a spongebob cartoon is able to get memeād on. itās a goddamn work of art is what it is
anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk
who here love karen so much
like for starters, outside ofĀ spongebob, sandy, and larry - who are kind and caring and beacons of goodness - karen is probably like⦠one of the more morally upstanding citizens in bikini bottom (without necessarily being a āgoodā person though) like, has she ever actively done anything wrong in her life? i canāt even name a single thing shes actively, intentionally, and of her free will, ever done wrong in any single episode of the cartoon, in either of the two movies, or any of the comics iāve read. weāre excluding the musical because as enjoyable as it is, itās basically a live action reenacted fanfiction.Ā
but as far as things actually created by those who worked on the actual cartoon and show? i dont think sheās ever actively done anything wrong
oh, she enables plankton upon occasion, sure. she might analyze information for him, she might help him with blueprints. but thats her job. and not even one she enjoys or cares for. i mean, all of his inventions and schemes inevitably fail - and its her job to make sure that they donāt. but most of the time she makes a half-hearted attempt or doesnāt even try. and has she ever actively gone out of her way to antagonize anyone, or otherwise act cruelly toward those who havenāt done something to deserve it within the context of her relationship or their interactions with her? does she actively go out of her way to go out and get the krabby patty secret formula in an unlawful manner? i canāt think of a time that she has! she bought plankton a krabby kids meal once but it was obtained lawfully from krabs himself, who knowingly gave it to her of his own free will, and the two were chatting amiably beforehand!Ā
and we know that she couldĀ steal the formula more efficiently than plankton can dream of, based on the comics and at least one episode. but she doesnt. she even recorded the creation of the formula, but simply chooses not to analyze the ingredients or otherwise provide plankton with the formula he craves. even though she already has it, even though she doesnāt care about his formula schemes and would be unaffected by the outcome. in fact, in frozen face-off she actively prevents him from getting the formula. so mostly shes an apathetic, uninvolved true neutral. but her heart tends to be in the right place.Ā
she may bitter and sarcastic towards most of the cast except sandy, including her own husband, but for the most part she tends to be chill and considerate towards others. shes also so goofy and fun-loving, with such a charming and quirky sense of humor - and affection for cute things and easily gets excited about those cute things! and frankly, all she wants is to be loved and given positive attention. whats not to love about her, honestly. her worst mistake? marrying plankton. but thatās not even completely on her since i recall that she mentioned in the first movie that she never actually agreed to getting married anyways, so who can blame her for that!
and imho thats like, the main appeal of her character. shes a computer, but sheās very much so a real woman with complex emotions and feelings ⦠and sheās married to an evil engineer-scientist, but sheās not a bad person⦠god i love her
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you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row
thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay
you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row
Theyāre deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(
nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because iām in a really good place right now.
to everyone struggling: it really does get better.
hey everybody, itās time for the mystery box. the first clue is that itās something green.