dramallama

avocados at law. fucking chet.

[silentiumlitwicks]

Janet: [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactus] [Hands you a cactu

Michael: Please stop

[enthusiasticmusicalquotes]

SO YOU WRITE DOWN A WORD but it’s not the right word SO YOU TRY A NEW WORD but you hate the new word AND YOU NEED A GOOD WORD but you can’t find the word OH WHERE IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHERE IS IT BLEHBLEHFBLEHBLEHBLEAHHAHAAHHAUGHHH

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[wnq-writers]

Stop opening up to your friends. They mostly don’t know the right words to say. Write it out, instead. Paper is the best listener after all, if not, any other writing platforms.

abcdeldc (via wordsnquotes)

[dramallamatic]

Untranslatable German Words

Engelsgeduld: (lit.: angel's patience) great amount of patience

Feierabend: (lit.: party-evening) the rest of the day that remains after work

Fernweh: the desire/longing to travel to faraway places/ foreign countries

Fingerspitzengefühl: (lit.: fingertips-feeling) good skill in handling things/ sensitivity and empathy

Fremdschämen: (lit.: foreign shame) shame that arises from the compassion with someone who made a fool of himself

Geborgenheit: more than safety, protection and invulnerability, it symbolises peace, warmth and calm you feel especially when you're with the people you're close to (e.g. family, friends)

Gemütlichkeit: feeling of comfort

Habseligkeiten: valuable and personally important possessions

Innerer Schweinehund: (lit.: inner pig-dog = weaker self) the part of a person that they have to overcome to be productive

Kitsch: objects with superficial beauty that are actually useless but are appreciated nonetheless

Konfliktfähigkeit: (lit.: conflict ability/skill) ability to deal with conflict / ability to constructively solve interpersonal conflicts

Kummerspeck: (lit.: grief/sorrow bacon (fat)) gained weight from emotional overeating (especially after a breakup)

Lebenslüge: (lit.: life's lie) a lie that you tell yourself to make life more bearable

Mitdenken: (lit.: with-thinking) ability to think for yourself and do more than what you were demanded to do / trying to find a conceptional solution to a problem together with other people

Sehnsucht: intense inner longing for somebody, something or a place

Schnapsidee: (lit.: schnapps idea) a ridiculous and crazy plan/idea you have while you are drunk

Sprachgefühl: (lit.: language feeling) feeling/sense of language, instinctive feel for a certain language / intuitive feeling of what is linguistically appropriate

Stehaufmännchen: (lit.: little stand up man) someone who doesn't give up and begins anew

Torschlusspanik: (lit.: gate-closing-panic) the fear of missing something important / not being able to do some things (because you're too old)

Verschlimmbessern: (lit.: verschlimmern=exasperate, verbessern=improve) improve something for the worse / make something worse but with having had the intention of improving it

Vorführeffekt: (lit.: demo effect) the effect that something you're actually able to do doesn't work when you want to demonstrate it to other people

Waldeinsamkeit: (lit.: forest loneliness/solitude) the seclusion/solitude of the forest

Warmduscher: (lit.: warm showerer/ somebody who showers with warm water) a wimp / a person that doesn't like to leave their comfort zone

Weltschmerz: (lit.: world pain (world weariness)) gratuitous melancholia / kind of feeling experienced by someone who believes that physical reality can never satisfy the demands of the mind / the feeling of anxiety caused by the ills of the world

Zeitgeist: (lit.: time-spirit, spirit of the time ) the dominant set of ideals and beliefs that motivate the actions of the members of a society in a particular period in time

[dramallamatic]

Skulduggery Pleasant: The important thing to remember is not to panic.

Geoffrey Scrutinous: How can I not panic? A shark is going to eat me!

Skulduggery Pleasant: It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a shark as a rather large fish. And not so much attacked as looked at menacingly. but it had murder in its eyes, that fish. I knew, in that instant, if our roles had been reversed and the fish had been holding the fishing pole and I had been the one to be caught, it wouldn't hesitate a moment before eating me. So I cooked and ate it before it had a chance to turn the tables.

Valkyrie Cain: That is one of the most useless stories you've ever told me.

[tylerposey]

#iconic

[penny4my-thoughts]

[lamiadarkholm]

Fanfic: “slow burn”

My impatient ass:

[dramallamatic]

The incredible feeling you get when you find out Go Set a Watchmen is NOT actually a sequel to To Kill A Mockingbird. :) :) :) I can finally die peacefully.

[storiesbetween]

[sherlockspeare]

[jacularmetteld]

Season 10 Favorites. [x/x/x/x/x/x/x]

[percysgraves]

Colin Farrell on Ireland voting yes to gay marriage. "It’s just…EVERYWHERE! And everyone’s dancing… And old and young alike, the whole country came together as a massive gesture of love, so that’s a really cool thing.“

[thesymski]

Standardized Tests:

Select the best option to replace the underlined part of the sentence.

Oh, right, the poison.

A) the poison.

B) the poison for Kuzco.

C) the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco.

D) Kuzco’s poison.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[theyoungandthemelanin]

Someone please tag me in what movie this is

[clarknokent]

^

[melanatedlymotivated]

Good Girls Revolt

[dramallamatic]

Me: you have a 5 page essay due tomorrow and you haven't even looked at the guidelines yet.

Hell Brain: yeah... BUT right now Spencer Reid is talking about Ripperology, the study of Jack the Ripper, so can you shut the fuck up and chill dude?