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Tag guide

🎶 - songs to listen to

✏️ - study help

🌨 - things i relate to

🎧 - music tips

🎨 - art tips

🐇 - things I just like/things to include in art

🥀 - vent

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

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No offense but sometimes the path of wisdom is to GROW UP GOOGLE IT AND LEARN THE SKILL YOURSELF

Learned helplessness and its consequences is killing our generations for real.

[batsandboba]

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

[jabibi-posting]

its what

[batsandboba]

russian mafia operation

[isa-ghost]

Hey what

[batsandboba]

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.

[batsandboba]

5 Minute Crafts Has A Cybercrime Problem [ CHUPPL] [4K] : CHUPPL : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Original (now taken down) video of CHUPPL exposing SoulPublishing and 5 Min Crafts networkAn Exposé of the weirdest channel on the internetG

internet archive link

[misselaney]

Natural Black Hair Tutorial! Usually Black hair is excluded in the hair tutorials which I have seen so I have gone through it in depth because it’s really not enough to tell someone simply, “Black hair is really curly, draw it really curly.” 

The next part of Black Hair In Depth will feature styles and ideas for designing characters and I will release it around February. If you would like to see certain styles, please shoot me a message!

[smallrevolutionary]

YES! BOOSTINGGGG FOR MY FOLKS WHO WANNA/NEED TO KNOW HOW

[secretmellowart]

After doing that Kinger doodle the other day, I decided to illustrate some more quotes from Frankenstein I thought were Relevant. The moral of the story is: if you make a sentient abomination and then abandon him, he's probably going to have some emotions about it, SMH. I think I just like how Caine is a sort of "Frankenstein's monster in clown shoes," trapped in a way that's both horrible but also ridiculous— Mary Shelley in comic sans. [and let me know in the replies/in my askbox if there are any other Frankenstein lines you think are Relevant and I might illustrate them as well!]

[itsmythang]

“It is not lost on me that the systems of white supremacy that forced, encouraged, my grandfather to pass as white are also the systems I now benefit from as a white-presenting person.”

We’re resharing this Brief But Spectacular episode of Rebecca Hall, who explains how she dove into her family’s history after discovering that her mother’s biracial identity was being erased. In her journey, she discovered the book “Passing,” by Nella Larsen, written at the height of the Harlem Renaissance about the complexities of “white passing” in America.

In 2021, Rebecca wrote and directed the film adaptation of the novel.

[yevnev]

[captain-price-returns]

Republicans have clearly built an image of Trump in their heads where he's built like Arnold Schwarzenegger but everyone else knows he’s a senile octogenarian wwho exclusively eats fast food.

[kropotkindersurprise]

like, the first time Trump tries to hit or kick the 8-year old child and the kid dodges it, Trump's falling over straight-away. And he clearly isn't getting up without help these days, especially not with a kid on his back ripping and tearing.

like, this is a man who would very clearly get winded if you just walked around him and he had to keep standing and turning around to face you, let alone if he tried to keep squaring up to you...

and 39% of Republicans have convinced themselves that this man would beat their ass in a fight, lmao

[royalromper]

I know Blitz is a foul-mouthed mess who makes bad interpersonal decisions and stalks his employees etc but I also love how he does in fact have a lot of his shit together?

He DOES own and run his own business, they even have pension funds. His apartment might be run down but it's clean and tidy and decorated with pictures of his loved ones. He can cook and clean (look me in the eye and tell me Loona has ever done chores. His bald ass is probably cleaning fur and feathers out of the bath drain now). He has a calendar he writes future plans into and keeps on top of appointments. He's sooooo patient as a dad with Loona and went to pick her up from a party no questions asked even after having a terrible night. He's extremely competent at his actual job which must require regular exercise and training.

Very sexy of him tbh like i get it Stolas

[uncondiconalmusicalsfan]

Right? He's a really good person. Makes mistakes, sure, but everyone does. How is this happening that people love Stolas so much more? I literally couldn't find even one Helluva Boss reactor who likes Blitz more than this Owl...

When you write down on YT something like "defence of helluva boss" you will have 50 different videos about defending Stolas and 3 'bout Blitz...

I sometimes doubt Blitz's fans exist somewhere...

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I mean if his fans didn't exist no one would watch the show but ikwym lol.

So many people seem to be unable to see things as complex and hold multiple truths at once; i think it's because the target audience for HB is 20-somethings who likely don't meet Real People as often as they should. There's a plethora of reasons this would be the case so ion judge, but to some people, a jerk is just a jerk.

Someone who knocks his friends down a few times (bc he's so used to ppl talking shit at him it doesn't even register to Blitz that it hurts people imo), despite picking them back up a thousand times, is still always gonna be a bad person in some people's eyes. Seems that way anyhow.

[vonnegutism]

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[cuppydogshane]

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

[weltenwellen]

Ilya Kaminsky, from "While the Child Sleeps, Sonya Undresses", Deaf Republic

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u know what yeah, let’s talk about weird nonsense plants

1. Living Stones

these plants imitate rocks. who does that?

imagine deciding to straight up evolve into rocks as a defense mechanism. i had a whole rant planned but now i’m remembering that i have, in the past, on multiple occasions, daydreamed about being a rock. like that has been a recurring theme in my rich inner fantasy life. i would not forsake the opportunity to evolve into a stone.

2. Hooker’s Lips

ostentatious. flamboyant. vulgar. garish. randy. dare i say whorish? yes. this plant is whorish.

pucker up you hussy

3. Hoya Hearts

overused trope. lacks subtlety and creativity. truly, they just went with the first thought to pop in their head, no brainstorming involved. “ho ho ho i’m just gonna grow into a fucking HEART, that’ll show em!” Needy & basic bitch. looks cute on a desk

4. Lifesaver Plants

manages to be both psychedelic and disapproving. reminiscent of a prudish great aunt–but like, one who did a lot of LSD in the 70s. evidence of an alien lifeform who crash landed and then decided, fuck it, i’m gonna rent a one-story in the midwest and decorate it with vintage wood paneling & floral upholstery. probably smells like stale weed and glass ashtrays

5. Happy Alien Flowers

yes that is their NAME. sort of anticlimactic, but take a gander:

they are absolute sluts for drama, as demonstrated by the little hussies pictured above are YELLING AT ME. they bring to mind seagulls engaged in a Shakespearean blood feud. this flowers have committed aggravated manslaughter and probably got away with it too.

6. Bat Plant 

aka Cat’s Whiskers aka Devil Flower. how fucking emo is that??? this plant listens to mcr and is probably the gay cousin. they never got the hang of eyeliner but that doesn’t stop them from trying, bless em. their impetuous devil-may-care persona is hindered by their crippling social anxiety. i’m immensely fond of this plant. they’ll come into their own once they graduate and move away from college, but in the mean time they sit with the tech crew at lunch. you go little Bat Plant! 

 7. Dancing Plants

total band kids. also called Semaphore Plants, bc they look like they’re trying to flag down a plane. nifty fuckers 

in conclusion, three cheers for whiny, namby-pamby, scatterbrained plantlife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so you’ll reblog THIS and my Non-Comprehensive List of Cursed Bird That Piss Me Off, but Whimsical Creatures Failing To Tempt Me Into The Ocean is where tumblr draws the line huh

[wheres-lostboy]

I am absolutely delighted to show you this orchid the ‘Naked Man’. It’s an orchid native to the Mediterranean and it looks like a lil dude with a tiny penis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PROPORTIONALLY SPEAKING

[tomboytranny]

reposting since reblogs were turned off

[wolfertinger666]

Melancholy of her son

[wolfertinger666]

lil piece abt how my mother doesn't view me as her son 💔

you're free to interact with it, I love it when my art brings strong emotions. we trans ppl can connect through our grief

[wolfertinger666]

we are united in grief. our transness will never end, even if we are isolated from our blood relatives...

only my nieces respect my pronouns.

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