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That Frank Doyle! Telling ya, he loved him some Bughead! ;)
*Hyuk* haha now that’s one way to chuckle 😝 he gave Betty a ten and Veronica a minus 10 😂😂😂 oh Juggie…your soft spot is so obvious lol
Why I ship dramione and why it is not an abusive relationship
Let me be blunt. Dramione is always on the receiving end of unnecessary bashing for reasons that are mostly bullshit and I’m getting tired of it. I understand that at first they may seem to be an odd pairing but it’s actually a good ship once you give it a chance. Let me lay out some facts: - Hermione and Draco are actually compatible. They are both smart, powerful, brilliant, and loyal to what they believe in and to the people they love. They are more alike on that aspect than they are different. Yes, they are both born at the opposite sides of war, and they were schoolyard enemies, but that is just a factor to them being a “star crossed romance”. People like the idea of a “forbidden love”, ie. Romeo and Juliet, Pride and Prejudice, etc. It has been going on for centuries and it is still going on until now, so wake up. - Well written, impressive fanfics. Like, ridiculously underrated fanfics that mostly feature the redemption arc of draco malfoy and his chance to prove himself to be a good man. Girls dig that kind of stories. - To the argument that dramione is an “abusive relationship” on grounds that “he victimized her, called her racist slurs, and bullied her” that’s bullshit. And as opposed to what, drarry? Fun facts: draco and harry hated each other. A lot. Draco bullied Harry throughout their entire course in hogwarts. Draco also pointed out his half blood status, so that counts as a racist slur, surely. Furthermore, they legit tried to kill each other. Draco threw a cruciatus curse to harry, and harry almost killed draco with a sectumsempra. On that accounts, does that also mean that Drarry is an abusive relationship? Draco may have been a bully to Hermione too, but he never tried to crucio her. If youre a drarry shipper and shit on dramione using that argument, then your logic is flawed, try again. - Dramione shippers don’t romanticize abusive relationship, because we don’t believe that dramione is abusive. For the ship to be abusive would be ooc. That would imply that Hermione is a pushover. First of all, Hermione Granger is the brightest witch of her age and ridiculously brilliant. Shes SMART, and POWERFUL. Shes more than capable to stand up for herself and logical enough to not be victimized by her partner. And secondly, y’all portray draco as this misunderstood angel but once he’s paired with Hermione he’s suddenly a monster?? ? make up your minds! Draco used to bully her and hated her, yes, but that’s because that’s what his family taught him since he was a kid. In dramione, draco changes his opinions and defies his family to be with her. His character develops from a spiteful racist to a defector, and in most fanfics, he is a turncoat, a good guy. - At the end of the day, a ship is just a ship. What’s more important is that we respect each other’s opinions and preferences. To hate on dramione to join the bandwagon just because it’s what “lit” people do is immature and petty. Get over your prejudiced asses. Let’s all be mature about this and just let people love what they love, and exist harmoniously as potterheads.
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
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Dramione post hogwarts please! I love your writing by the way!
within a month after the war draco turns himself in, and convinces his father to do so also
their sole condition is that narcissa doesn’t step foot in azkaban
draco gets two years
lucius gets life
within a year after the war hermione has, on top of her work at the ministry, started a small advocacy group
(as well as split with ron because, in the end, they just want two fundamentally different things out of life)
in the following year her group triples in size and workload and, although she loves it, it’s getting to be quite stressful
which is not made any easier by malfoy turning up at her ministry office just as she’s locking up
“malfoy? what - i thought -” she is beyond confused
“i was. i’ve served my time and now i’m out and would i like to help.”
“help? with what?” she’s aggravated and tired and the books in her hands are getting heavy
“you know,” he says, gesturing vaguely at the air around her. she looks at her office door then back to him
“you want a job at the ministry?” she asks, as if its the most ridiculous thing she’s heard all year.
and he laughs the same way. “merlin, no. are you daft? no, no. at your little -” he says, gesturing again, “group…thing.”
hermione’s mouth drops open a little and she huffs. “little group thing? yeah, call me daft and then insult my work, that’ll get you what you want.” she tucks her chin and pushes passed him, fuming at his gall.
draco sighs, “the creevey foundation” he calls, giving up his aloof facade and she stops, but doesn’t turn around. “you’re over eighteen hundred galleons short in the werewolf rights fundraiser, you’re no where close to getting that muggle building for your proposed orphanage, you need actual offices if you’re going to grow any more at all, and do you even have any idea what really goes on in getting a bill passed? because if you’re not willing to do whatever it takes then you can kiss your house elf reformation good bye.”
hermione grips at her books and grinds her teeth. so what if he did his research? she’s done just fine on her own for two hers, and she hadn’t even spoken with harry about the lycanthropy fundraiser yet. okay, sure she couldn’t continue to work out of her ministry office (or her home) for much longer, not if she kept amassing employees and volunteers like she had been, but she could figure something out, couldn’t she?
“face it granger, you need me”
she whips around, ready to throw a scolding at him, but nearly stumbles when he’s right there, looking down at her with a defeated look in his face.
“and i… kind of need this” he finally admits. “please.”
she closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. “fine” she says through her teeth. “my office, seven am sharp. if you are even one -”
“granger i’m never late.”
“one second late, you can find somewhere else absolve your conscience.” she turns on her heels and hurries away, hoping to god she isn’t making a mistake.
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano” and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
Mirror of Erised
Draco: Guys why the fuck did you take me here I already have all the shit I want, I mean if it shows me getting hotter which is impossi-
Theo: Draco shut up and tell us what you see
Draco: "sees him and granger with a lil child"
Draco: *chokes* haha funny joke guys, who enchanted the mirror to make it look like I see granger and I with a child
Theo:
Slytherins:
Snape:
Dumbledore: OH SHIT WADDUP
So what if one day Teddy gets really mad at George and he wants to mock what George said so he morphs into an exact copy of George to make fun of him and doesn’t understand why George starts to cry
The last text I recieved from my wife, a few hours before she died.
Me- “Are you mad at me?”
Her- “Of course not silly. :-) I love you.”
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i hope they get to go to the snow ball!!!
Okay but imagine like a Muggleborn who breaks their quill during a test and says fuck this and starts using pens and pencils instead
which confuses pretty much everyone else at Hogwarts except for the other Muggleborns, who promptly start using pens and pencils as well
but then once everyone sees how convenient they are they all start wanting to use pens as well but no one knows where to get them other than the muggleborns
which then starts this underground black market pen trade in which the Muggleborns have their parents buy tons of pens and pencils and send them to them and they then sell them for money and homework and rare chocolate frog cards
just imagine this tiny Ravenclaw first year reading by the lake or something when a gigantic, hulking Slytherin (in all his mouth-breathing, neck-muscled glory) comes up to them and gets right in their face and whispers ’ do you have the stuff’ to which the Ravenclaw discreetly nods and pulls out a package of ticonderogas
like how fucking cute would that be
Hogwarts headcanon where a blind witch is also a metamorphmagus, and her classmates always pester her about changing her hair color, or the shape of her face, and countless other requests to change her appearance in some ridiculous way, and she’s always like “I don’t know what that shape is” or “I don’t know what purple looks like” and usually they awkwardly leave her alone after that, but one day, a classmate callously responds with “Well, what do you know?” in a tone that implies they meant it as something much harsher than mere curiosity. Something in her kind of snaps and she looks in the general direction of where the voice comes from, and projects what she sees through her appearance. To the students eyes, they see her hair steadily turning pitch black, starting at the scalp, and it crawls down her face and skin, and in mere seconds, there’s not an inch of her that isn’t covered in black, and she looks almost like hole in space, like she’s not even there, a void standing in the hallway in the vague silhouette of a human wearing a uniform. But her voice is still the same, though it trembles with an anger and sorrow she won’t give them the honor of knowing, as she tells the classmate, “This. This is what I know.”
Even after a day, she’s unable to shift her appearance to normal, because she doesn’t know what her normal is, and out of everyone in the Castle to take the initiative to help her, it’s Severus Snape who takes her into his office and dumps a memory of him seeing her sitting in his class into his Pensieve, and practically shoves her into it (because Snape has a reputation to uphold you know). And it’s the first time she’s ever seen colors and shapes and people and wow she thinks she’s pretty and she spends a great deal of time ghosting her hand over her memory self’s hair and cheek. Even when she still has her head in the Pensieve, Snape can see her morphing to something much more like herself, like buckets of colors have been dumped over her and he’s proud to note that he fixed this, that he was responsible for helping this poor little girl who was so close to becoming lost within herself.
The pride quickly shifts to annoyance when she begins to constantly pepper him with questions about “what else is green”, and demands for more memories for days on end. But he still caves to her requests because now he has a duty to this girl (sometimes boy now, with her experimenting with her abilities now that she can visualize genders), and though he’d never admit it out loud, he wouldn’t change that fact for the world.
014. Hermione's boggart used to be McGonagall handing her a failed exam. After the war, it became Bellatrix Lestrange torturing her children the way she was tortured.
after neville takes over as a professor in Hogwarts he gives Molly the names of all the children who don’t receive presents and she knits them all a jumper so at Christmas you get a parade of kids walking around the halls snuggling all these oversized one lettered knitted weasley specials
So what if one day Teddy gets really mad at George and he wants to mock what George said so he morphs into an exact copy of George to make fun of him and doesn’t understand why George starts to cry
Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.