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[wildpiercy-art]

Everyone is begging them to just get divorced but neither one is willing to "admit defeat" to the other <3

[foursidecity]

The constructicons are really funny because everytime they bring them out whoevers in charge at the time just yells "GO MY SCARABS!!!" And then they turn into a giant robot

[my-dailydreams]

[ifvwasix]

HAHA wait. Best tag ever

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[transingthoseformers]

One of my most favorite concepts i've encountered about Cybertronian biology is that they simply can't masturbate. Interfaces are soft and Cybertronian fingers are hard metal, it's just unpleasant.

What's more, Cybertron itself doesn't really have any soft materials, so they can't make toys to do it with either. This assumes that both intakes and interfaces are made of protoform, so simply making toys out of the same material as those isn't an option.

This is a way to justify the absurd horniness that Transformers are often written with in fanfics. Their willingness to bang even enemy faction members stems from the simple fact that they're all really desperate to get laid and have to take whatever they can get.

I see this and all I can think is "there will be some wild solutions here"

[turrondeluxe]

Do you think Breakdown has nightmares about what happened with MECH? I think Knock Out would be a nice thing to wake up to if he ever has night terrors

(P.S: Do transformers even have nightmares?)

Oh he definitely has

[dallsie]

Fellow Constructicon fans, imagine with me, if you will

The Constructicons discovering the Something Awful forums.

The Constructicons discovering Groverhaus.

[daily-lost-light]

Day 107 pet thing

[reader-from-nowhere]

Wait hot rod is like dead dead? Rodimus completly is different than hot rod? It isn’t like orion pax and Optimus prime? Does the matrix use the “shell” of the possible bearer and maximizes the optimal (heh) version which basically a completely different person?

ok so i do have an explanation for that, but I’m incapable of getting it into proper words so have this meme

[reader-from-nowhere]

The Sparkling Saga: The beginning of the Fuckery

Part 1 / Part 2

alternate name in my draft: Percy dealing with bullshit for the 2187th time 😔😔😭 this AU is still very much just silliness yall ✌️

[reader-from-nowhere]

The Sparkling Saga: The beginning of the Fuckery

Part 1 / Part 2

[pastelschok]

I got really obsessed with redrawing a bunch of characters as different racing Mikus lately (will finish these later, and I’m working on more rn!)

also been doodling Bluestreak a bit. yay ❤️

[textsfromcybertron]

(252): so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

(205): that didnt stop you

(252): nope

[textsfromcybertron]

(860): Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.

[textsfromcybertron]

(551): No we don’t really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.

[textsfromcybertron]

(303): STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

(1-303): THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!?!???

[textsfromcybertron]

(630): he didn’t stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.