Im Not Quite Satisfied Yet

So here you are, on my account. I wonder how you got here. Maybe from a post... or maybe that burning Elmo wanted to take revenge...we may never know

[draw-a-drew]

Eliza: that’s it! I’m leaving you for good!

Hamilton: seriously?

Eliza: i am not going to stay married to someone wearing those shoes

Hamilton:...

Hamilton: these are my c r o c s

[draw-a-drew]

[draw-a-drew]

Alex: come out, come out where ever you are!

John *coming out of a closet*: I’m gay!

[draw-a-drew]

John: I’m like a toaster

Alex: go on

John: I’m always being used but I’m still hot

Alex: that makes no fucking sense

Alex *secretly to himself*: life of a gay toaster part one 300k words with lots of fluff

[draw-a-drew]

Jefferson: how badass are you?

Hamilton: I take hot showers to practice burning in hell

Jefferson: ...

Jefferson: get tf away from me you demon

[draw-a-drew]

Alexander: how high are you?

John: no, alex, its “hi, how are you?”

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton: hey, babe?

Eliza: yes?

Angelica: yes?

Maria: yes?

John: yes?

The other 51: yes?

...

Hamilton: wait what

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Old repost

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton: my best friend must be utmost logical mind and-

Laurens: *trips over plant and apologizes to it*

Hamilton: —i want that one

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton, dropping of Burr at the airport: have a safe flight!

Burr: i have no say in that matter

Hamilton: die then

Burr: ...

Burr: *pulls out pistol*

[draw-a-drew]

Alexander: *finds crumbled piece of paper* hey, what’s this?

John: oh! That’s my to do list!

Alexander: wow you’re finally being productive and getting your life together-

Alexander:...

Alexander: this only has my name on it

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton & Eliza: *lovingly looks into each other’s eyes*

John: *opens a soda*

Hamilton: we’re having a moment

John: im having a cola

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton: im breaking up with u

Laurens: is this because i say “uh oh spaghetti o’s” when things go wrong?

Hamilton: yes

Laurens (under his breath): uh oh spaghetti o’s

[draw-a-drew]

John: what the h*ck?

Hamilton: why did you censor the word heck?

John: cause it’s a fucking bad word bitch

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton: I want someone to take me out

John: with a sniper or like on a date?

Hamilton: surprise me

Jefferson (while loading a gun): I’ll consider it

[draw-a-drew]

Eliza (batting her eyelashes furiously): yeah, I like bad boys

Alex (standing up while sweating): i think we’re done here

[draw-a-drew]

Hamilton: (peeking from a corner) hey you guys want some...*lifts up coat to reveal John* gay?

Burr: I’m sorry, what are you selling?

Hamilton: (putting down coat) oh shit, it’s the straights

[draw-a-drew]

Washington (while patting Alex and Johns backs): good job, gays!

John (nervously): I think you mean-

Washington: did I fucking stutter?