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Caliburn // He/him // Late 20s Art& resources blog @gauzestarr

[keirstarmerhateblog]

What in the fresh AI hell is this going to be

[monkeysky]

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

[akumeoy]

what the fuck

[teddybear-boy]

Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[apolladay]

What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?

64 or lower

65-67

68-69

70-72

73 or higher

No preference

What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?

64 or lower

65-67

68-69

70-72

73 or higher

No preference

Voting ended onJun 2

[bbboar]

Anon you fucked up so bad

[sophiemars]

From the notes

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[unalivejournal]

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[our-queer-experience]

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.

[gayvampyr]

[ID: an image of a Black woman with long, curly brown hair wearing a white tank top who is looking toward the viewer. the caption reads, “btw ur ‘racist phase’ was a poc’s ‘coming home from school and crying for an hour straight’ phase”. /end ID]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[drcabcde]

Yeah so unfortunately the problem with leaving this site is that all other social media is either boring (Bluesky) or completely predatory (Instagram)

[lakevida]

i block all south park icons on sight but this view really took my breath away

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[calligraphy-creature]

Original post

Poem @chucktaylorupset

[loveridden1999]

[lordboop]

This Neopet has an important message! Shop link

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Where would you put a city on this map?

[orrangeslices]

probably here. not really sure what scale this is operating on, but it looks real big. but generally just somewhere with multiple rivers for access to trade and near forest (green i assume?) for access to building materials.

[queer-as-city-folk]

The first city has urbanized

Where will the next city be placed

[temporarynameiwillchange]

Here looks fun

[queer-as-city-folk]

A second city has been built

[nakiju13]

I wish for a citadel with robust maritime trading and fishing on this peninsula on the big lake

[queer-as-city-folk]

City 6 has been built, lets start connecting them by rail

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

what jumped out at me was a city at the red circle with a smaller one nearby at the yellow one. possible trade routes highlighted (you might have to zoom in to see the yellow circle, it's where the red and yellow routes meet)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Cities 7 and 8 have been constructed along the north, now the railroads should begin construction

[zeemczed]

Tentative plans for main trunk line and secondary lines.

[queer-as-city-folk]

4 rail companies have been established based off of these plans

[weirdgirljulia]

We need sustainable farmlands to supply the cities with food!

[queer-as-city-folk]

Farming has been added to the map

[mistressorinoco]

A new city, born out of trade opportunities between the already established cities and train routes.

[jgvfhl]

This post is so cool

Have you considered a city where the red circle is? Much like Paris? Possible rail routes drawn, altho the purple rail could also come from the junction to the south near City 1. Farmland could come on either side of this new city's river.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Cities 9 and 10 have been established, with the support of a new railroad and also a rail link has opened in the north

[queer-as-city-folk]

Ferry services have been established to connect some cities more directly than by rail and as a result of the industry brought by rail, numerous cities have begun to expand as well

[the-shade-system]

I would like to propose this addition:

A deep vein of magnetite, in addition to high silver content in nearby rock, being discovered in the south of the map provides space for industry to develop (black blob), leading to a new rail connection and a small industry town built nearby, which also has its own rail connection (grey blob).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs to play management sims when we've got fuckin. Post.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Do you like the color of the cooperatively generated fictional map?

[thegreatzeldini]